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    Federal Report

    Hello all, I was assigned in assignment by acting members of a task-force who's purpose was to regulate and keep portfolio, bios and an overall analysis of suspected sites who support hacking or large scale pirating. MPGH or Multiplayer Game Hacking is on that list.
    This task-force was created so that the Federal Bureau of Investigation could keep on top of the workload pressed on them when certain bills passed to regulate internet sites (with or without the peoples volition). The analysis took a period of several months integrating after even longer periods of research before making an account during a favorable time period, Integrating took longer than expected including having to support such actions that this task-force was created to stop. We even had to use high-tech voice amplification technology to fake Skype conversations to convince staff or higher level members of the reality of our created character, unfortunately the bills which regulate internet piracy were stopped so most of our work was for not but luckily many of the higher level staff members and the administrator himself are guilty of other crimes
    For the sake of Closure and information i will be listing the following crimes.
    @Dave84311
    Research was inducted on to your real life persona Paul Brown and i was found that you were connected to a number of missing persons report of young females and robberies of certain pastry shops, there was also a charge in which I was in full witness of child pornography when you watched a young boy by the name of @Blitz remove his clothing and strip towards the camera
    @iverson954360
    You are under suspicion of cohorting with possible terrorist cells, due to knowledge gathered about your background and experience in potentially destructive studies.
    @Dolan
    You are suspected and still being watched for accounts of human trafficking normally done to woman in Spain near beach like areas. Interpol has been feeding us information of your organization and actions are being planned.
    many other users such as @Scata, @Luke420, and @Toxin are under surveillance for connections to narcotic and marijuana trafficking while @Ghost was under surveillance for a prostitution ring

    Below i have attached a copy of the Federal Report allowed to me by other members of the task-force because lets face it the site isnt going to last much longer anyway

    and of course it comes with a virus scan (don't want us to have even more surveillance bugs in your computer, do you?)

    https://www.virustotal.com/file/956c...is/1338880750/

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    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


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    Congratulations Cole.

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    Congratulations, Cole on 1337!





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    Lol, i was actually reading this untill i realised the 1337
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post
    many other users such as Scata , Luke420 , and Toxin are under surveillance for connections to narcotic and marijuana trafficking



    ME TOO
    Last edited by Austin; 06-05-2012 at 05:10 AM.

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    This made me lol, grants on 1337 bro



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    It was so detailed then I looked like " DAT MOTHAFUCKA" sounded pretty real
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    I saw 1337 right away, but that was very well written. Lot's of effort for a tiny little ban


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    Marvin isn't the only one Dave made undress.
    It was so ... terrible

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