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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Get those painters suits they sell at home depot, they're designed to keep all types of dangerous fumes away from the body but they also keep anything that could be used to trace your DNA inside, then use an acidic substance to destroy that, I'm pretty sure it's made of polyester so it shouldn't take long to destroy.
    smart man you are, also cutting the body up will cause it to burn up quicker just need a way to contain the blood. a room covered in plastic wrap will do the job quite well (Dexter reference)

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    Quote Originally Posted by aonix View Post
    smart man you are, also cutting the body up will cause it to burn up quicker just need a way to contain the blood. a room covered in plastic wrap will do the job quite well (Dexter reference)
    I c wit u did thur it may be easier to drain the blood and just pump the muriatic acid into the blood stream using the major arteries considering whether or not we could find a chemical coat for the tubing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    I c wit u did thur it may be easier to drain the blood and just pump the muriatic acid into the blood stream using the major arteries considering whether or not we could find a chemical coat for the tubing
    Hmm. I'm sure there's something out there that can get the job done. let me ask on yahoo answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aonix View Post
    Hmm. I'm sure there's something out there that can get the job done. let me ask on yahoo answers.
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    PANTIES ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING!!11!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by unicorn69 View Post
    PANTIES ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING!!11!1
    No.. No they're not.

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    Oooh...She said she was under 18!!!

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    Well, just ask the 16 year old if she want's to do this, if she says no say okay and leave, pretty easy to do, then you don't get in trouble I guess..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mischievious View Post
    Well, just ask the 16 year old if she want's to do this, if she says no say okay and leave, pretty easy to do, then you don't get in trouble I guess..
    She wants to fuck but he doesn't he don't wanna be a guy's bitch..
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    Holy fuck swift, do you not know how to take a joke? Swift Bitch for CS.. so tired of this kid thinking hes superior over everyone else and that hes always right and people cant make jokes or opinions

    Btw age is just a number. its your mental level.. like im 20 but my mental level is around the age of 17-18 i would say..
    still it is kinda weird in other peoples eyes that a 20 year old would be dating a 16 year old..

    but my mom and dad are like 9-10 years apart :/ so idk.. i guess if you really like her and got to know her parents and if they where cool with it until she was 18...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mischievious View Post
    Well, just ask the 16 year old if she want's to do this, if she says no say okay and leave, pretty easy to do, then you don't get in trouble I guess..
    She's the one interested in me and wants her friend (my best friends gf) to introduce us on Monday.

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    Ah tht is fked up man dont do it. She might blackmail u


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    Quote Originally Posted by parag0nx9 View Post
    Ah tht is fked up man dont do it. She might blackmail u
    lol I don't think I'm going to. I'll see her Monday. I wont shave (havn't shaved in 3 days so I'm a fucking scruff face) and I when we're "alone" cause I know what my buddies GF is going to do I'll tell her straight up that I'm a grown adult who lives on his own and works and she's just a teenager still and that between my 3 jobs I won't really have time for her and that if she wanted to "be" with me shed have to be done college and have at least a full time job and live with me and help me pay my house rent so that I can quit at least one of my jobs. and that should pretty much turn her down.

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    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aonix View Post
    lol I don't think I'm going to. I'll see her Monday. I wont shave (havn't shaved in 3 days so I'm a fucking scruff face) and I when we're "alone" cause I know what my buddies GF is going to do I'll tell her straight up that I'm a grown adult who lives on his own and works and she's just a teenager still and that between my 3 jobs I won't really have time for her and that if she wanted to "be" with me shed have to be done college and have at least a full time job and live with me and help me pay my house rent so that I can quit at least one of my jobs. and that should pretty much turn her down.
    lol great idea
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