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    Yo momma

    Just try to beat the one posting before you.

    My attempt:


    Yo momma is so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord an said: Wow it comes with cable too!



    Now beat meh







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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjlasjla View Post
    Just try to beat the one posting before you.

    My attempt:


    Yo momma is so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord an said: Wow it comes with cable too!



    Now beat meh
    Ahhh shit they told me "NO STRINGS ATTACHED"

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    i was talking about a cable no string.







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    Your mum is so fat when she wears a yellow coat and walks up a mountain everybody thinks the sun is rising.

    Your mum is so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

    Your mum is so fat athletes go for a 3 mile jog, 1 lap around your mum.

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    YuMum jokes are lame naow lawlz.

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    Hmmmm loal ive found a yomomma app at my ipod touch

    Yo momma is so fat when she wears a yellow shirt evry1 calls: "Taxi!"







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    Your mother is so fat, your dad had to crawl for a mile in flab to make kids.

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    lol nice one







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    Yo momma so stupid, when she had you, she actually kept you.

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    yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 1 at a time please

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    Yo momma so fat when she go into the elevator it only go down

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    yo momma so stupid hen she joined a forum she called herself zoron123

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    yo momma so stupid that when she give birth to to u she thought u are a girl

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    Your mom jokes suck massive wang. They are basiclly the gayest joke on the planet to tell you the truth. If you use a your mom joke on someone as a comeback you are a very very sad person.

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    your mom is soooo fat, jabba the hut said daaammn

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