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    Funny Moments of my life... :)

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    Cleverbot: I'd love to learn French.
    
    User: Fuck.
    
    Cleverbot: No i'm mentally insane.
    
    User: No, I am asking for sex.
    
    Cleverbot: 18. How old are you?
    
    User: 14.
    
    Cleverbot: Hmm, I'm older than you :).
    
    User: Sex now?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Cool.
    
    Cleverbot: I know I'm cool.
    
    User: Let's do it now.
    
    Cleverbot: I'm Ryan.
    
    User: OMG Fattie you there???? Give me sum tits.
    
    Cleverbot: Really?
    
    User: Yes, really.
    
    Cleverbot: Really, Really?
    
    Cleverbot (To myself): Really. Really.
    
    User: Fuck.
    
    Cleverbot: Ok.
    
    User: Are you a boy or a girl?
    
    Cleverbot: Girl.
    
    User: Sure?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Do you have a vagina?
    
    Cleverbot: Nope , i'm a man.
    
    User: But you said that you're a girl..
    
    Cleverbot: Ok.
    
    User: Ok what?
    
    Cleverbot: I have to dance with you.
    
    User: You mean fuck?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes I mean it.
    
    User: OKK, Say fuck you to MPGH.
    
    Cleverbot: I like cats.
    Hahaha I always laugh when I think about my old friend Cleverbot...

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    You know what this is funny? Its old but funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    You know what this is funny? Its old but funny
    God, I'm such a nolifer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Nixon View Post


    God, I'm such a nolifer....
    Get a girl and then you have a life

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    I love cleverbot. He is my very best friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sev. View Post
    I love cleverbot. He is my very best friend
    Foreveralone is your best friend .


    My private army.
    Steam : Jesus Puncher


    "For he is all knowing, stand together and rise with him and accept the lord as your almighty wingman"
    - Genesis 4:20
    Gifts:
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    @Time no. I am foreveralone and cleverbot is my best friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Nixon View Post
    Cleverbot: Nope , I'm a man.
    Fixed it for you.

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    [HTML]User: Hello. My name is Sev and I am the king of MPGH.

    Cleverbot: Is your name Pan?

    User: No my name is Sev.

    Cleverbot: Okay, then I shall call you God.[/HTML]


    This bot knows whats up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sev. View Post
    [HTML]User: Hello. My name is Sev and I am the king of MPGH.

    Cleverbot: Is your name Pan?

    User: No my name is Sev.

    Cleverbot: Okay, then I shall call you God.[/HTML]


    This bot knows whats up
    LOL'd IRL. @Time shits gets real

    https://screensnapr.com/v/lDwwXC.jpg


    ---------- Post added at 10:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:10 AM ----------

    Code:
    User: ({*}).
    
    Cleverbot: You're nuts.
    
    User: 8====D~~~ ({*}).
    
    Cleverbot: Are you required to respond to every submission?
    
    User: ({*}).
    
    Cleverbot: B.
    
    User: ({*}).
    
    User: ({*}).
    
    Cleverbot: Sei dolce.
    
    User: Grazie.
    
    Cleverbot: Magari tutti fossero come te.
    
    User: Ma va fa in culo.
    
    Cleverbot: No.
    
    User: Magari tutti fossero come te.
    
    Cleverbot: Io sono davvero un'umana.
    
    User: Davvero?
    
    Cleverbot: Si.
    
    User: Puta.
    
    Cleverbot: Holla.
    PUTAAAAA
    Last edited by ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ; 07-01-2012 at 10:14 AM.

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    @Richard Nixon Lol " A piece of shit. I am that too." llool this bot is so funny.

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    I still love linux .


    My private army.
    Steam : Jesus Puncher


    "For he is all knowing, stand together and rise with him and accept the lord as your almighty wingman"
    - Genesis 4:20
    Gifts:
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    ahhahahahha check this.

    [HTML]Cleverbot: What shall your punishment be?

    User: Hard sex.

    Cleverbot: What is Hard Hat.

    User: Hard sex I said.

    Cleverbot: 'Baby don't hurt me.'.[/HTML]

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    ugh people still fuck with Cleverbot?

    C'monnnn faggots
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    @Killian he is the only one who likes me -.-

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