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    Poor Woody

    needs help with places to take the her on his first date wit dis gurl.
    No trolls please serious answers
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    Take her to the movies to see TED! don't let her convince you to see Magic Mike


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    Possibly a buffet? Somewhere fat such as McDonalds? Every girl needs a little grease in 'em.





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    How much money does he has?

    Movies, Dinner?

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    Thought you were talking about your dick.

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    If you live alone, make a fancy dinner at your place.
    If you live with people/parents then just take her out to a mid-tier restaurant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cronus- View Post
    Possibly a buffet? Somewhere fat such as McDonalds? Every girl needs a little grease in 'em.
    She ain't fat. Infact she's pretty skinny.


    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    Take her to the movies to see TED! don't let her convince you to see Magic Mike
    She saw it already.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scata View Post
    If you live alone, make a fancy dinner at your place.
    If you live with people/parents then just take her out to a mid-tier restaurant.
    Any names of restaurants come to mind?


    also he ain't balling.
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    GO BOWLING! All the bitches like a man who can bowl.
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    First date? Nothing serious. Go with fun. You NEED to establish that you're fun and cute before you attempt anything serious. Corny Carnivals, glow bowling (midnight bowling), hikes to gorgeous scenic views while making it seem like you love nature but aren't a fanatic (fine line on that one, make yourself seem artistic with a line like "Wow, the clouds hovering over the mountaintop is simply remarkable"), stuff like that. Make sure your friends aren't around/involved at all, make her the most important thing on the first date but not in an obsessive way. GO WITH FUN THOUGH DAMNIT!

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    My first date we went night frisbee golfing we got some glow sticks at our local wal-mart and duct taped them to the frisbee.. shit was amazing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    My first date we went night frisbee golfing we got some glow sticks at our local wal-mart and duct taped them to the frisbee.. shit was amazing.
    Oh nigga that sounds like a lovely evening D: Do want :3


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    First date? Nothing serious. Go with fun. You NEED to establish that you're fun and cute before you attempt anything serious. Corny Carnivals, glow bowling (midnight bowling), hikes to gorgeous scenic views while making it seem like you love nature but aren't a fanatic (fine line on that one, make yourself seem artistic with a line like "Wow, the clouds hovering over the mountaintop is simply remarkable"), stuff like that. Make sure your friends aren't around/involved at all, make her the most important thing on the first date but not in an obsessive way. GO WITH FUN THOUGH DAMNIT!
    I see. Well I got a prob. I have summer prep for SAT's from 10:00am to 1:00pm. I asked her to lunch sometime so what tuh do? :/
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    This is pretty corny, but you should take her to the beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misdemeanor View Post
    This is pretty corny, but you should take her to the beach.
    beach on first date? and dude it's like 1:00 pm. Getting to the beach'll take like 1-2 hours lol.
    Not to mention way back. Closest beach is like Jones Beach / Coney Island
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