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    Fortune tellers

    Do you believe they really tell something of the future not obvious shit?
    My friend went to a fortune teller and he was told that his mom's friend would die in May and on the 3rd of May his mom's friend died.
    So he was also told that someone in his family would get a Lamborghini next year, which isn't unbelievable, since he's family pretty rich as well.

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    Fortune tellers weave the strands of fate in to the tapestry of the world. Better watch out for them.


    "Christian Bible, the Gospel of Mark, chapter five, verse nine. We acknowledge this as an appropriate metaphor. We are Legion, a terminal of the Geth. We will integrate into Normandy."
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    Nope, lucky guess, thats all. The fortune teller probably vaguely suggested half a million other future things that never came true but the fact that he/she somehow remotely suggested this one event gives them a kind of significant aura
    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
    -- Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by vaporak10 View Post
    Nope, lucky guess, thats all. The fortune teller probably vaguely suggested half a million other future things that never came true but the fact that he/she somehow remotely suggested this one event gives them a kind of significant aura
    But the death was real. D:

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    Not at all.

    Hell, everyday we make different decisions. Every decision leads to a conclusion, or a ending to the decision. Such as - if I decided to jump off a building, I'd most likely die. But possibly, quite possibly, I could live.

    No way they can choose our decisions.





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    nah they are just guessing ... for example if you are a teenager they will say "you will get a gf soon " and stufff like that.. (DONT BELIEVE THEM)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Not at all.

    Hell, everyday we make different decisions. Every decision leads to a conclusion, or a ending to the decision. Such as - if I decided to jump off a building, I'd most likely die. But possibly, quite possibly, I could live.

    No way they can choose our decisions.
    There is a theory that each time we make or don't make a decision an alternate universe branches off from our own and the decision that you decided not to make was made. So for example when you set your alarm for 6AM another universe just branched off where in that universe you set the alarm for 7AM. So maybe fortune tellers can control what universe we experience.


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    I have a prediction for you.

    You will breath at least once within the next hour. I'M A MOTHERFUCKING WIZARD BITCH.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dizzyeasy View Post
    nah they are just guessing ... for example if you are a teenager they will say "you will get a gf soon " and stufff like that.. (DONT BELIEVE THEM)
    That's different from this.

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    pretty freaky if you ask me.

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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    Most of them just read your body.
    Others are scammers that say bullshit.
    The rest IDK
    Music historian here to please and displease,learning to teach all you peeps,so stop by the music part of the forum,and ask the question to your needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevenom View Post


    That's different from this.
    What is the difference/

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    Quote Originally Posted by dizzyeasy View Post
    What is the difference/
    Getting a girlfriend in high school is fairly common.
    But that is completely different from predicting WHEN a person will die.
    Obviously in a point of one's life, they will die.
    The fortune teller predicted in which month the lady died in.

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    Lucky guess. I mean the odds of someone dying that your friends mum knew are actually quite high. I mean at least one person that each of my parents know will die each and every month. She never predicted how close the friend was just that it was a friend. The trick of a fortune teller is not to tell the future but to disguise vague reality as specific soothsaying.

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