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    Well, time for a Filipino "massage" down at Camae's

    Fuck you they're not hookers.


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    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Oh and since I'm such a badass, I'm going 1 whole post over. SHIT SON.


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    WHAT THE FUCK MAN

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    Oh and since I'm such a badass, I'm going 1 whole post over. SHIT SON.
    gg 1 year ban

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    The fuck is filipino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    The fuck is filipino.
    It's a person that never showers nor shaves.





    You gettin' a massage? Ask for a happy ending.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    The fuck is filipino.
    You are kidding right..?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    You gettin' a massage? Ask for a happy ending.
    I spent all the rent on them. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
    i was @derkman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    It's a person that never showers nor shaves.





    You gettin' a massage? Ask for a happy ending.
    He's getting a massage from an arab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katy View Post
    Dat spa time.
    Do you ask for happy endings?

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    You guys really suck at movie references. No one has gotten it yet?
    i was @derkman

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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman123 View Post
    You guys really suck at movie references. No one has gotten it yet?
    I googled it and the best I got was porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    I googled it and the best I got was porn.
    Grandma's Boy.

    Come on guys
    i was @derkman

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