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    Cool A conversation with a LoL noob ( hilarious )

    i won a 1v1 match and this is what happened after the game


     
    Craftee (11:38): cmon invite
    ***u noob scared?
    GetReckt (11:38): i friend requested.
    ***to 1v1
    Craftee (11:38): MAKE A GAME
    ***lol too noob and stupid to make a game
    ***i see
    ***lol why u leave?
    ***too puszy?
    ***i already made a game
    GetReckt (11:40): so invite me?
    Craftee (11:40): your creating a game noob
    *** (11:57): sleep on it noob
    GetReckt (11:57): DONT CARE
    ***SCRUB
    Craftee (11:57): go cry to your momy u *****
    GetReckt (11:57): ROFLLLLLLLL
    ***DOMINION PRO
    Craftee (11:57): lol you dont care because you lost
    ***im pro period
    ***you suck period
    ***lol
    GetReckt (11:57): dude
    ***you're a jok
    ***e
    Craftee (11:57): you cant tell the difference
    ***i know you are
    GetReckt (11:57): yea
    ***sick when you can jump into health packs
    Craftee (11:58): lol you just admitted it xD
    GetReckt (11:58): cause you didnt do the right map
    Craftee (11:58): you can too
    GetReckt (11:58): roflllll
    Craftee (11:58): you too noob to walk there
    GetReckt (11:58): just goes to show
    Craftee (11:58): lool
    GetReckt (11:58): you dont know varus
    ***grats
    ***1 trick pony
    Craftee (11:58): just goes to show you dont know a pro when u see one
    GetReckt (11:58): lol
    Craftee (11:58): i know you are
    GetReckt (11:58): says the guy who couldnt win
    Craftee (11:58): lol wtf are you tlaking about
    ***i won 1v1
    ***7 to 1
    GetReckt (11:59): IN DOMINION
    ***ROFLLLL
    Craftee (11:59): lol
    ***make excuses to yourself
    GetReckt (11:59): yeah
    Craftee (11:59): if it makes you feel better
    GetReckt (11:59): start at level 3
    ***with 3k
    ***act like a pro
    ***you must be 12
    ***or asian
    ***or both
    ***either way
    Craftee (11:59): lol?
    GetReckt (11:59): a total retard.
    Craftee (11:59): either way you suck
    GetReckt (11:59): hahahaha
    ***k
    Craftee (12:00): yea im glad you agree
    ***lol
    GetReckt (12:00): cause dominion matters.
    Craftee (12:00): nub
    ***dominion doesnt matter
    ***1v1 mater
    ***s
    GetReckt (12:00): 1v1 dominion is what you just won.
    ***gg
    Craftee (12:00): stop calling 1v1 dominion you sorry little prik
    GetReckt (12:00): you fucked yourself.
    Craftee (12:00): how?
    ***oh you mean i fucked you up
    ***yes i sure did
    GetReckt (12:00): apparently you're too stupid to realize that 1v1 IS DOMINION.
    Craftee (12:01): apparently your dillusional
    ***its 1v1
    ***period
    GetReckt (12:01): nope
    ***try again.
    Craftee (12:01): health packs are there to use
    ***its all part of the map
    ***dumbass
    ***1v1 i win
    ***u lose
    GetReckt (12:01): hahahahahahahaha
    ***oh man
    Craftee (12:01): black and white
    ***there is no dominion grey
    GetReckt (12:01): its like you want me to know you're bad.
    Craftee (12:01): hi mpgh!@
    ***:P
    GetReckt (12:01): hahahahahaha
    Craftee (12:01): easter egg for forums
    ***xD
    GetReckt (12:02): that's why all major tournaments play on the 5v5 map with no health packs right?
    Craftee (12:02): go **** your self and suck on your mom's bewbs you over grown baby
    GetReckt (12:02): BAHAHAHAHA
    ***OH MAN
    Craftee (12:02): like i said
    GetReckt (12:02): SO GOOD
    Craftee (12:02): 5v5 has blood thurster
    ***noob
    GetReckt (12:02): i mean, the forums will just **** on you instead.
    Craftee (12:02): thats my health pack beeotch
    GetReckt (12:02): it'll be great.
    ***super backfire.
    Craftee (12:02): i know make a fool out of youself
    GetReckt (12:02): go for it big buy.
    Craftee (12:02): i will
    ***lawl
    GetReckt (12:03): since you have no life otherwise.
    ***this is it.
    Craftee (12:03): no life?
    GetReckt (12:03): hang this on the fridge too
    ***make your parents proud finally.
    Craftee (12:03): lol your the one crying justifying yourself why you lost
    GetReckt (12:03): i didnt care if i wont or lost
    Craftee (12:03): wont or lost
    ***nice one
    GetReckt (12:03): when i saw the health packs i laughed irl
    Craftee (12:03): lol because you never play this map?
    GetReckt (12:03): knew you were bad right then and there.
    Craftee (12:03): your that much of a noob
    ***you have never played 1v1 on this map and you cry
    GetReckt (12:04): says the dominion pro.
    ***roflllllll
    Craftee (12:04): this is the official 1v1 map noob
    ***gtfo choob
    ***CHOOB
    ***^ forum understands what im saying xD
    ***CHOOB
    ***lol
    GetReckt (12:04): glad you need the forums approval
    Craftee (12:04): nope
    GetReckt (12:04): cause you're that much of a lame.
    ***rofllll
    Craftee (12:04): just entertaining **** that will get me rep
    GetReckt (12:04): lol
    Craftee (12:05): your a character
    ***lol
    GetReckt (12:05): how can you get rep when you're a scrub nobody?
    Craftee (12:05): thats why
    ***crazy idiodic people like you on lol
    ***thats the title
    GetReckt (12:05): i mean
    Craftee (12:05): okay this is long
    GetReckt (12:05): you wouldnt face me on a non dominion map
    ***so
    Craftee (12:05): bye choob
    ***dude
    GetReckt (12:05): you already look like a bad
    ***roflllll
    Craftee (12:05): your saying the same thing again
    ***again
    ***and again
    GetReckt (12:05): and yet
    ***you wont face me
    Craftee (12:05): blah blah blah dominion
    GetReckt (12:05): on a map
    ***without health packs
    ***GJ
    Craftee (12:06): blah blah blah 1v1 is more dominion
    GetReckt (12:06): SCRUB
    ***hahahahaha
    ***oh man
    Craftee (12:06): choob
    GetReckt (12:06): post this
    ***i dare you
    Craftee (12:06): i will
    ***you dont need to dare me
    GetReckt (12:06): you'll just get **** on.
    Craftee (12:06): i was gonna do it
    ***wanna see a link?
    GetReckt (12:06): it's gonna be great.
    Craftee (12:06): indeed
    ***get a great laugh out of you
    GetReckt (12:08): they're all the way in arkansas.
    ***cmon
    ***DONT BE A GUY
    ***GUY
    ***CMON
    ***DUDE
    ***WTF
    ***CMON
    ***HURRY
    ***UP
    ***THOUGHT YOU WERE COOl
    ***WTF
    ***IMPRESS ME
    ***AND EVERYONE
    ***ON LEAGUE
    ***WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    Craftee (12:09): why are you still typing?
    GetReckt (12:09): IM SO UNIMPRESSED RIGHT NOW
    ***CMON
    Craftee (12:09): you got something to say choob?
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    lol. i dont play LoL but i might start playing because of this xD

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    Play dota 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ortopedia View Post
    Play dota 2.
    i have it xD but i dont play much cause i suck. im not a MOBA fan. I wish i was because of the playerbase but im not thats why im like forcing myself.

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    It is simple things that shatter my mind in to a million different pieces. This conversation is one of them I don't understand whats going on, whos who and just until a couple seconds ago I thought LoL was laugh out loud.



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    Quote Originally Posted by iDream4fun View Post
    i have it xD but i dont play much cause i suck. im not a MOBA fan. I wish i was because of the playerbase but im not thats why im like forcing myself.
    I never played LoL or HoN before my first moba game was dota 2

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    same. I played dota 2 because i got the invite xD

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    i used to play dota original but it got boring. lol came along and it got wayyy easier
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    I don't have time to read it. Just give me the gist of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximon555 View Post
    I don't have time to read it. Just give me the gist of it
    hes a dumb. contradicting himself
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    LMAO.
    Who was he using?

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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