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    Watch Where You Step

    Walked outside barefoot, stepped on a frog.

    Felt nasty, luckily it was on the palm of my foot, so it lived after. It felt like a fucking slug.





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    That was probably your penis. It fell off YEARS ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    That was probably your penis. It fell off YEARS ago.
    Pretty sure it was a frog. My penis isn't green, you should know that quite well phaggot





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    Better than stepping in dog shit/any shit barefoot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post


    Pretty sure it was a frog. My penis isn't green, you should know that quite well phaggot
    I'm sure it is. It's a discoloration on your body.

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    When I was 8 I stepped barefoot in dog shit ........... twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gragodine View Post
    When I was 8 I stepped barefoot in dog shit ........... twice.
    thats disgusting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikaboom View Post


    thats disgusting
    I Stepped on it before .

    Also, Good thing that shit didn't pop

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    Nothing as good as the warm feeling of dogshit between your toes..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacket View Post
    Better than stepping in dog shit/any shit barefoot.
    you can step on gewd shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Norris View Post
    Nothing as good as the warm feeling of dogshit between your toes..
    This dog shit wasn't even warm though, it was cold.
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