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    EPIC FAIL

    A spokesperson for the government today announced that the cause of death for 99.97% of the UK population was the failure to keep breathing.
    From channel4 new's

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    What kind of idiot would say something like that? lol

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    Wow... An idiot's saying or a failed lie

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    Idiot much?

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    rest of the quote is the other 0.03% arnt registered on nhs mourge's

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    rofl I would like to see the video.

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    EL OH FUCKING EL
    Deutschland wird wieder Reign!

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    el kgfx fuck el

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    lol who keeps them selfs from breathing well lets do what he might be trying to say. people do die from the act of not breathing in a way when u die in your sleep u stoped breathing and when u get cancer u die from not breathing all deaths in a way is from the act of not breathing so in a way he is right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhellbound View Post
    EL OH FUCKING EL
    epic fail?

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    so...... is a new medication about to make it's debut???


    since they have a medication for just about every dam thing there is out there.

    you sleep too much, we have a drug for that

    you dont sleep much, well we got a medication for that.

    you cant get it up, well we got a medication for that.

    you cant get it to go down??? WTF is wrong with you........>:|
    anyway we got a medication for that you punkass

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    if you dont dung you die
    if you dont piss you die
    Last edited by Cancelled; 03-23-2009 at 12:13 PM.

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    hey dave is here and dat is no epic fail its jus faluire booooo is he tryin to be funny?

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    Me? No its true im serious

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    hahaha XD what an epic failure

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