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    tell me how to get a gf

    need help, so lonely

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    Google it ? theres plenty of sites .


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    Quote Originally Posted by motherfooker1 View Post
    need help, so lonely
    Welcome to MPGH.



    you will never feel lonely again
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    You run up to a girl you like and pull your dick out. And while her defenses are down from shock, spill your heart out to her. Works every time.

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    go up to a girl and be like "daum girl u mad fine let me clap dem cheeks"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extraordinaire View Post
    go up to a girl and be like "daum girl u mad fine let me clap dem cheeks"
    Only works with ghetto booty. My strategy gets you pussy guaranteed.

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    Welcome to MPGH! Where 99% of the people here have only seen breasts on there monitor!



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    You ain't going find girls here. Try Match.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Only works with ghetto booty. My strategy gets you pussy guaranteed.
    nah chill... that never work with a tiny penis like OP, they will feel more unimpressed than surprised. I suggest OP go on 4Chan and look at beta threads and learn your skills from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extraordinaire View Post


    nah chill... that never work with a tiny penis like OP, they will feel more unimpressed than surprised. I suggest OP go on 4Chan and look at beta threads and learn your skills from there.
    Sound advice right here.

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    And i thought he meant a gif /akakaka.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Obliteration View Post
    Well, gotta look awesome
    And woo them with style
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gragodine View Post
    And woo them with style
    or your hand can be your gf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Only works with ghetto booty. My strategy gets you pussy guaranteed.
    Ghetto booty is the only booty.
    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
    -- Chris Rock

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