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    One hell of a night.

    Okay, Hey guys. again.

    My night, has been a long, and semi-amazing lol.

    So, really, the only thing that happened, my moms best friend came onto me, and pulled my dick out of my pants. I learned a lot about myself. Haven't had sex, in 4 months, and I did pretty damn amazing tonight. Lasted for a little over 45 minutes, and wound up with her cumming in my face, accidentally on my part, but still, it got the job done, and she's happy.

    My hands smell like lube. lolol

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    Ima laugh once your mom finds out and beats yo ass up, naughty boi..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor Swift View Post
    How is she going to find out..?
    Like how every other mother does...
    Oh hai der.

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    Top Form mate.


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    Even if she does. I'm legal c;
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    Oh, she'll find out..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor Swift View Post
    Even if she does. I'm legal c;
    LEGAL
    To Be Continued...


    نبينا كالسحاب .. ولا يضر السحاب نبح الكلاب


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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor Swift View Post
    and wound up with her cumming in my face
    Oh man that's nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extraordinaire View Post


    Oh man that's nasty.
    Gotta do what you gotta do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [S]aeed View Post


    LEGAL
    Your signature gives me headache..


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    Out of curiosity, how old is your mom's friend...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -InSaNe- View Post
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    Nice thats what i want to do .
    xD .
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