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    Surviving Police Encounters....

    It's lame.... But it saved my ass when I was driving with a open bottle of J√É∆í√ā¬§germeister.... No shit.

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    so how did u survive???

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    Watch and learn.... I think they cover 3 scenarios, the first one applied to me.

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    this isnt lame..I FUCKING LOVE THIS KIND OF SHIT. i read up a bit on it last year and found out a lot of stuff mall security and store tenders can and cannot do. ill write it out later when im done watching this vid

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace76543 View Post
    this isnt lame..I FUCKING LOVE THIS KIND OF SHIT. i read up a bit on it last year and found out a lot of stuff mall security and store tenders can and cannot do. ill write it out later when im done watching this vid
    ace common man we are waiting..

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    Ok ok so here's what happened...



    about 2 months ago i was at the local mall with a friend. i was at A Dollar Or More, or whatever it's called and this store lady accuses me of shoplifting.



    Ok so here is how it went...



    TIMESTAMP: 2 minutes after entering store.





    Bitch: Excuse me
    Me: Sorry





    At that time I thought she wanted to pass...





    Bitch: You're shoplifting
    Me: Excuse me?





    I was thinking WHAT THE FUCK!





    Me: Pardon?

    Bitch: You! You came in and took the batteries!





    By now i'm thinking... I didn't even go near them





    Me: Are you sure it was me?

    Bitch: Yes.
    Me: Well...

    Bitch: Did you?

    Me: No.

    Bitch: Did you take it? I saw you.

    Me: No I didn't.

    Bitch: Yes you did!





    Now she's getting me pissed off.





    Me: Can you call security?

    Bitch: Ok. I will.





    Call security because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CALL FOR SECURITY WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    TIMESTAP: 5 minutes after entering store

    ACTIONS: my friend comes to find out what's going on.

    ACTIONS: Bitch calls for security and comes back to me.





    Bitch: You took it. i saw you.

    Me: I didn't take anything, don't you have cameras that you can check?

    Bitch: Yes we do.





    Ask to check cameras because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CHECK THE CAMERAS WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    Bitch: I saw you you came in. Walked over. Put the batteries in your pocket and moved on.

    Me: Uh...





    I needed a second to think about what she said and retrace my steps.

    NOW I REMEMBER! I put my cell phone in my pocket as I was walking into the store.





    TIMESTAMP: 7 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security is on way. my friend leaves as I asked him to.





    Me: OH! You saw me putting my phone in my pocket!

    Bitch: Let me see.





    FOOLING AROUND IN COMMUNICATION CLASS LAST YEAR FUCKING PAID OFF!





    my other friend and I accidentally came upon your list of rights when accused of shoplifting.

    Me: You don't have the right to do that.

    Bitch: Yes I do. You were stealing.

    Me: Wrong. Only security has the right to do that, regardless.

    Bitch: Fine then.





    HAHA! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BITCH!





    Bitch: You sure it was your phone?

    Me: Yes

    Bitch: Let me see.

    Me: I told you, you don't have the right to do that.





    I'M NO FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!





    Bitch: What makes you think that?

    Me: Lady, listen. I'm no idiot. I know my rights. Unless you want to get fired I suggest you learn yours too.

    Bitch: ...





    NO WORDS NOW YOU FUCKING WHORE!





    Bitch: Ok I'll believe you this time.

    Me: Good. There won't be a next time since i'm not comming here anymore.





    TIMESTAMP: 9 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security arrives after I exit the store. I join back with my friend.





    As we head on upstairs I glance back at them only to see the Bitch talking to the security guard and pointing at me. I couldn't help but think... IN YOUR FACE BITCH!






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    Quote Originally Posted by ace76543 View Post
    Ok ok so here's what happened...



    about 2 months ago i was at the local mall with a friend. i was at A Dollar Or More, or whatever it's called and this store lady accuses me of shoplifting.



    Ok so here is how it went...



    TIMESTAMP: 2 minutes after entering store.





    Bitch: Excuse me
    Me: Sorry





    At that time I thought she wanted to pass...





    Bitch: You're shoplifting
    Me: Excuse me?





    I was thinking WHAT THE FUCK!





    Me: Pardon?

    Bitch: You! You came in and took the batteries!





    By now i'm thinking... I didn't even go near them





    Me: Are you sure it was me?

    Bitch: Yes.
    Me: Well...

    Bitch: Did you?

    Me: No.

    Bitch: Did you take it? I saw you.

    Me: No I didn't.

    Bitch: Yes you did!





    Now she's getting me pissed off.





    Me: Can you call security?

    Bitch: Ok. I will.





    Call security because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CALL FOR SECURITY WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    TIMESTAP: 5 minutes after entering store

    ACTIONS: my friend comes to find out what's going on.

    ACTIONS: Bitch calls for security and comes back to me.





    Bitch: You took it. i saw you.

    Me: I didn't take anything, don't you have cameras that you can check?

    Bitch: Yes we do.





    Ask to check cameras because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CHECK THE CAMERAS WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    Bitch: I saw you you came in. Walked over. Put the batteries in your pocket and moved on.

    Me: Uh...





    I needed a second to think about what she said and retrace my steps.

    NOW I REMEMBER! I put my cell phone in my pocket as I was walking into the store.





    TIMESTAMP: 7 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security is on way. my friend leaves as I asked him to.





    Me: OH! You saw me putting my phone in my pocket!

    Bitch: Let me see.





    FOOLING AROUND IN COMMUNICATION CLASS LAST YEAR FUCKING PAID OFF!





    my other friend and I accidentally came upon your list of rights when accused of shoplifting.

    Me: You don't have the right to do that.

    Bitch: Yes I do. You were stealing.

    Me: Wrong. Only security has the right to do that, regardless.

    Bitch: Fine then.





    HAHA! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BITCH!





    Bitch: You sure it was your phone?

    Me: Yes

    Bitch: Let me see.

    Me: I told you, you don't have the right to do that.





    I'M NO FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!





    Bitch: What makes you think that?

    Me: Lady, listen. I'm no idiot. I know my rights. Unless you want to get fired I suggest you learn yours too.

    Bitch: ...





    NO WORDS NOW YOU FUCKING WHORE!





    Bitch: Ok I'll believe you this time.

    Me: Good. There won't be a next time since i'm not comming here anymore.





    TIMESTAMP: 9 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security arrives after I exit the store. I join back with my friend.





    As we head on upstairs I glance back at them only to see the Bitch talking to the security guard and pointing at me. I couldn't help but think... IN YOUR FACE BITCH!





    Did you really need to type all these spaces and shit?
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    Obviously ace put the batteries in his cellphone.



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    yes i had to type all the spaces :@

    for the effect

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace76543 View Post
    Ok ok so here's what happened...



    about 2 months ago i was at the local mall with a friend. i was at A Dollar Or More, or whatever it's called and this store lady accuses me of shoplifting.



    Ok so here is how it went...



    TIMESTAMP: 2 minutes after entering store.





    Bitch: Excuse me
    Me: Sorry





    At that time I thought she wanted to pass...





    Bitch: You're shoplifting
    Me: Excuse me?





    I was thinking WHAT THE FUCK!





    Me: Pardon?

    Bitch: You! You came in and took the batteries!





    By now i'm thinking... I didn't even go near them





    Me: Are you sure it was me?

    Bitch: Yes.
    Me: Well...

    Bitch: Did you?

    Me: No.

    Bitch: Did you take it? I saw you.

    Me: No I didn't.

    Bitch: Yes you did!





    Now she's getting me pissed off.





    Me: Can you call security?

    Bitch: Ok. I will.





    Call security because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CALL FOR SECURITY WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    TIMESTAP: 5 minutes after entering store

    ACTIONS: my friend comes to find out what's going on.

    ACTIONS: Bitch calls for security and comes back to me.





    Bitch: You took it. i saw you.

    Me: I didn't take anything, don't you have cameras that you can check?

    Bitch: Yes we do.





    Ask to check cameras because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CHECK THE CAMERAS WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    Bitch: I saw you you came in. Walked over. Put the batteries in your pocket and moved on.

    Me: Uh...





    I needed a second to think about what she said and retrace my steps.

    NOW I REMEMBER! I put my cell phone in my pocket as I was walking into the store.





    TIMESTAMP: 7 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security is on way. my friend leaves as I asked him to.





    Me: OH! You saw me putting my phone in my pocket!

    Bitch: Let me see.





    FOOLING AROUND IN COMMUNICATION CLASS LAST YEAR FUCKING PAID OFF!





    my other friend and I accidentally came upon your list of rights when accused of shoplifting.

    Me: You don't have the right to do that.

    Bitch: Yes I do. You were stealing.

    Me: Wrong. Only security has the right to do that, regardless.

    Bitch: Fine then.





    HAHA! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BITCH!





    Bitch: You sure it was your phone?

    Me: Yes

    Bitch: Let me see.

    Me: I told you, you don't have the right to do that.





    I'M NO FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!





    Bitch: What makes you think that?

    Me: Lady, listen. I'm no idiot. I know my rights. Unless you want to get fired I suggest you learn yours too.

    Bitch: ...





    NO WORDS NOW YOU FUCKING WHORE!





    Bitch: Ok I'll believe you this time.

    Me: Good. There won't be a next time since i'm not comming here anymore.





    TIMESTAMP: 9 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security arrives after I exit the store. I join back with my friend.





    As we head on upstairs I glance back at them only to see the Bitch talking to the security guard and pointing at me. I couldn't help but think... IN YOUR FACE BITCH!






    OMG OMG REAL GANGSTA SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT... so did you steal the battires or not? woud have ben cool if you did.. if not thats like just..... but anyway nice done.....
    i get stopt by the police many times.. and in sweden you gotta awnser the police give your nummbers etc.. or they can take you in... so i just tell them why????? they go balblalblblgbal and im like if i havent done anything can i go now? they are like yeah..... so its habbit now..

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    lol no i never even though of stealing batteries...i was only there cuz my friend wanted to buy something D:

    when she said that i was like "hmm..that was a good idea D:"



    but in canada you have so many rights its not even funny..omg i love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace76543 View Post
    lol no i never even though of stealing batteries...i was only there cuz my friend wanted to buy something D:

    when she said that i was like "hmm..that was a good idea D:"



    but in canada you have so many rights its not even funny..omg i love it
    still was cool but the funny shit woud have ben if you had stolen the battires then i woud have gone IAMOOOOOOOOO PWND THE BITCH PWND THE BITCH

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    okies to whoever quoted teh shit...U F***ing idiots...WTF would you quote somethings SO DAMM F***ing long???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace76543 View Post
    Ok ok so here's what happened...



    about 2 months ago i was at the local mall with a friend. i was at A Dollar Or More, or whatever it's called and this store lady accuses me of shoplifting.



    Ok so here is how it went...



    TIMESTAMP: 2 minutes after entering store.





    Bitch: Excuse me
    Me: Sorry





    At that time I thought she wanted to pass...





    Bitch: You're shoplifting
    Me: Excuse me?





    I was thinking WHAT THE FUCK!





    Me: Pardon?

    Bitch: You! You came in and took the batteries!





    By now i'm thinking... I didn't even go near them





    Me: Are you sure it was me?

    Bitch: Yes.
    Me: Well...

    Bitch: Did you?

    Me: No.

    Bitch: Did you take it? I saw you.

    Me: No I didn't.

    Bitch: Yes you did!





    Now she's getting me pissed off.





    Me: Can you call security?

    Bitch: Ok. I will.





    Call security because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CALL FOR SECURITY WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    TIMESTAP: 5 minutes after entering store

    ACTIONS: my friend comes to find out what's going on.

    ACTIONS: Bitch calls for security and comes back to me.





    Bitch: You took it. i saw you.

    Me: I didn't take anything, don't you have cameras that you can check?

    Bitch: Yes we do.





    Ask to check cameras because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CHECK THE CAMERAS WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!





    Bitch: I saw you you came in. Walked over. Put the batteries in your pocket and moved on.

    Me: Uh...





    I needed a second to think about what she said and retrace my steps.

    NOW I REMEMBER! I put my cell phone in my pocket as I was walking into the store.





    TIMESTAMP: 7 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security is on way. my friend leaves as I asked him to.





    Me: OH! You saw me putting my phone in my pocket!

    Bitch: Let me see.





    FOOLING AROUND IN COMMUNICATION CLASS LAST YEAR FUCKING PAID OFF!





    my other friend and I accidentally came upon your list of rights when accused of shoplifting.

    Me: You don't have the right to do that.

    Bitch: Yes I do. You were stealing.

    Me: Wrong. Only security has the right to do that, regardless.

    Bitch: Fine then.





    HAHA! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BITCH!





    Bitch: You sure it was your phone?

    Me: Yes

    Bitch: Let me see.

    Me: I told you, you don't have the right to do that.





    I'M NO FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!





    Bitch: What makes you think that?

    Me: Lady, listen. I'm no idiot. I know my rights. Unless you want to get fired I suggest you learn yours too.

    Bitch: ...





    NO WORDS NOW YOU FUCKING WHORE!





    Bitch: Ok I'll believe you this time.

    Me: Good. There won't be a next time since i'm not comming here anymore.





    TIMESTAMP: 9 minutes after entering the store.

    ACTIONS: Security arrives after I exit the store. I join back with my friend.





    As we head on upstairs I glance back at them only to see the Bitch talking to the security guard and pointing at me. I couldn't help but think... IN YOUR FACE BITCH!





    flaming ban now pls

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