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    Blowsjobs are for gays.

    I'm looking out my window at 2:30 am and I see these two ugly old bitches and some old hairy dude yelling at each other, and then the girl starts yelling at him telling him he's gay and that only gays like blowjobs. They start swearing at each other and both girls smack the guy in the face, I burst out laughing when she says blowjobs are for gays and they look up and see me. I quickly pull my head inside and start laughing again, so for any of you who has had a blowjob, YOU'RE A FAGGOT.

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    Both of them smacked the guy at the same time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebulaa View Post
    Both of them smacked the guy at the same time?

    :O
    No, they smacked him within 30 seconds but I'm pretty sure the guy was drunk as fuck. And I'm pretty sure he was gonna fucking hit that bitch, they walked down the street still yelling.
    I'm like wtf? You're following him just to yell at him lmao.

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    >MFW reading this thread. I'm proud.

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    Shoulda had your camera handy, that would've made an amazing video





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Shoulda had your camera handy, that would've made an amazing video
    Literally I was thinking of grabbing my phone, but it was in my kitchen charging and I wanted to see every moment.
    If only

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    Why would getting a blowjob mean your're gay? They're enjoyable

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    I certainly do not consider myself gay


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    So say a person has had 1,000 blowjobs. Would that person be 1,000 times more gay? Worth it? maybe?
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    Then why do I feel so straight?

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    ITS K, ILL BE GAY IF A GIRL GIVES ME HEAD







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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
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    Well shit, I'm full on flame then.

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