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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post


    It's weird because 60% of people who got infected by the virus are dead
    101% of statistics are made up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.REZ View Post


    101% of statistics are made up.

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    Isn't H1N1 the common flu?

    Correct me if wrong
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    Isn't H1N1 the common flu?

    Correct me if wrong
    Swine flu. Not even common anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.REZ View Post


    Swine flu. Not even common anymore
    Freaking Japs causing an epidemic and scaring everyone...
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exil View Post
    Didn't face a shit yet
    You have never took a dump?

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    Prolly when I was on a playland ride and thought I was going to go shooting off of it when it spinned (I was just being paranoid, it was perfectly safe.)

    Yeap, I've never had a near-death experience. Also, I don't believe death is a 'he' anymore than the wind is.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post


    It's weird because 60% of people who got infected by the virus are dead
    Still the same as a normal flue. It justs spreads faster. I got it as well.
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    I was on a tall abandoned building smoking weed , and we were on the roof and after we finished the burn we chilled up there for a bit, eventually somebody told us from the ground that they called the cops on us. So we started running down the long flight of stairs, and it's those stairs that are like against the wall and go down in a circle except these ones had no railing and it was just a drop in the middle of the flights of stairs, we were all running when my friend accidentally pushed me and I probably would've died, especially when smoking weed your reactions are slown down a shitload. Luckily when I fell I grabbed a part of the roof thing and just saved my life.
    That's about it, couple times almost getting hit by a bus tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian View Post
    I was on a tall abandoned building smoking weed , and we were on the roof and after we finished the burn we chilled up there for a bit, eventually somebody told us from the ground that they called the cops on us. So we started running down the long flight of stairs, and it's those stairs that are like against the wall and go down in a circle except these ones had no railing and it was just a drop in the middle of the flights of stairs, we were all running when my friend accidentally pushed me and I probably would've died, especially when smoking weed your reactions are slown down a shitload. Luckily when I fell I grabbed a part of the roof thing and just saved my life.
    That's about it, couple times almost getting hit by a bus tho.
    Dayum niggah. You a lucky mother fucker.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Dayum niggah. You a lucky mother fucker.
    Yea, especially with the buses.
    I'm the type of idiot who just crosses the road without looking even when a giant fucking bus is coming down the road, good things my friends don't hate me or they would've let me get hit

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSF View Post
    When I took a shit and it ruptured my arse. Blood was spurting everywhere, you would have thought the piece of shit had spikes. Taking my last few breathes, there he was, standing before me. Death himself. Then I woke up and proceeded to evaluated my life, coming to the conclusion that I should cut down on the amount of heroin I take daily.
    Damn i about died of laughter while reading this.

    OT:um i have been 5 car wrecks 3 were actually serious i guess that's the closest i have come to it.

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