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    I have ass cancer

    So yeah long story short. Last week I discovered I had rashes on my ass. I found it to be quite normal but after a few days my ass felt really itchy, and it started hurting. I bought some ointment that relieves pain and then I put it on my ass, went to bed. The next morning it felt a little better, but within the spur of a few hours it started hurting again. I didn't know why, so I visited the doctors. The doctor I visited was extremely flamboyant so I dropped my appointment. I went to the hospital the next day because I had major pain, they took X-Rays of my ass. They got the X-Rays done pretty quickly and the doctor said I have ass cancer. So yeah. That's basically what happened this week.

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