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    Quote Originally Posted by De La Ghetto View Post


    I couldn't move without my chest being in pain! Nonetheless get up to go take a piss.

    So basically I had a Catheter in my Penis.
    Well then. that just fucking sucks. sorry bro
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    Probably when I was rock climbing and a baseball sized rock bounced and hit me square on the forehead, I was bleeding profusely and it hurt like a bitch. Good thing I was on a sort of grass patch on the rocks, so I had a while to recover until I scaled the rocks again.

    Never rock climbed beneath somebody again.
    It happened like last year, not alot of bad things happen to me
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    Got chalked on my skateboard, slammed head into cement bowl. The pain was incredible. Honorable mentions:
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    when i almost ripped of my leg @ the quicksilver bowlriders contest 2007
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    A month ago .
    I got sun burned really bad in my chest and back area that my blood pressure in those areas were so high that it was causing me itches and rash .
    I didn't even sleep for 3 days and then when I slept I had to sleep with 3 ice packs on my back .
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    When I had the stomach flu. I was stuck in the fetal position because of stomach cramps for nearly 12 hours. Up all night vomiting... That shiz was horrible mayn
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    When i was a kid i used to jump from a bed to another , so i did it for last time and i landed on the ground and a little piece of my skin found it behind me

    I think i saw my bone

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    probably when I poured boiling water all over my arm, but I was verrrrrry young so I dont really remember the pain...


    something that I remember is that when yesterday I was taking a dump, it felt like there would be fucking knifes coming out of my ass....

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    I almost tor my acl the day b4 registration last year skateing 2 and not to mention i ate shit around a blind corner on a busy 2 lane street ALL Dat shit+ the first 2 weeks of school in crutches + fattass swollen knee = my life
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThingOfMyth View Post
    I almost tor my acl the day b4 registration last year skateing 2 and not to mention i ate shit around a blind corner on a busy 2 lane street ALL Dat shit+ the first 2 weeks of school in crutches + fattass swollen knee = my life
    I tried skating once and right when i put both legs on the skateboard it flew from under me i fell right off and landed on my ass laid back put my hands over my face and just laughed lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Digits2012 View Post

    I tried skating once and right when i put both legs on the skateboard it flew from under me i fell right off and landed on my ass laid back put my hands over my face and just laughed lol.
    HAHA! Not to be sexist but thats happened to every girl i let try my skate board
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    Swine flu O_O I barely survived that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFresh View Post
    Swine flu O_O I barely survived that.
    I had it too .

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