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    Wipe shit on their door handle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSF View Post
    Wipe shit on their door handle.
    or get a bee hive and stick it on their door or window
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    paper bag of dog shit+ small firework or bootleg fireworks= gg



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    Get a pooping Machine a.k.a Dog
    and let it always SH*T in their Back yard or Front yard ..

    Or ... Scare them Away ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    New tenants just moved in last month and they brought fucking cockroaches with them. I have not seen a single damn cunt cockroach before they moved in, now there are a shit cock ton of them in my house and I've fucking blasted them with raid and boric acid and they NEVER FUCKING DIE. I told my neighbors to get rid of the fucking cunt cockroaches or I will tell the owner to evict them. They didn't. They fucking didn't, so I called the owner and lo and behold, the neighbors and owner are fucking family. So how do I fuck with my neighbors without them knowing that its mean? And when I mean fuck with them, I mean give me all your childish but fucking annoying as shit ideas cause I will do it, AND HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF CUNT COCKROACHES AND THESE SWAMP DONKEYS NEIGHBORS.
    Wait is it a house or a apartment?

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    Act like you are mentally retarded infront of them. And they will be scared and move.

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    1) Position yourself in front of their door when you know for a fact they're home.

    2) Then proceed to douse yourself in gasoline.

    3) Next, break down their door, crowbar optional.

    4) Light yourself on fire and run around their house chasing them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    New tenants just moved in last month and they brought fucking cockroaches with them. I have not seen a single damn cunt cockroach before they moved in, now there are a shit cock ton of them in my house and I've fucking blasted them with raid and boric acid and they NEVER FUCKING DIE. I told my neighbors to get rid of the fucking cunt cockroaches or I will tell the owner to evict them. They didn't. They fucking didn't, so I called the owner and lo and behold, the neighbors and owner are fucking family. So how do I fuck with my neighbors without them knowing that its mean? And when I mean fuck with them, I mean give me all your childish but fucking annoying as shit ideas cause I will do it, AND HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF CUNT COCKROACHES AND THESE SWAMP DONKEYS NEIGHBORS.
    So I think I have a solution to your problem. According to the Massachusetts tenant rights, if their are 2 or more apartments in the building, it must be cockroaches and rodents free. If you have the Housing Inspection Department inspect your apartment and they deem it a violation of the health code, have them send the landlord a written notice. If he/she doesn't comply, you can pay for extermination and have the fee reduced off your rent. Also he has 2 weeks to exterminate everything, in these 2 weeks you may withhold rent, but once he finishes you must pay back all the rent you with held.

    But too make sure all this is legal you should consult a lawyer :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by noob555 View Post
    So I think I have a solution to your problem. According to the Massachusetts tenant rights, if their are 2 or more apartments in the building, it must be cockroaches and rodents free. If you have the Housing Inspection Department inspect your apartment and they deem it a violation of the health code, have them send the landlord a written notice. If he/she doesn't comply, you can pay for extermination and have the fee reduced off your rent. Also he has 2 weeks to exterminate everything, in these 2 weeks you may withhold rent, but once he finishes you must pay back all the rent you with held.

    But too make sure all this is legal you should consult a lawyer :/
    damn nigga you went full lawyer, I can't afford a lawyer lol. That sounds like a good idea though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    damn nigga you went full lawyer, I can't afford a lawyer lol. That sounds like a good idea though.
    meh fuck the rent part, just have the place inspected and get them to give the landlord a notice. So you moved out?:O

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThingOfMyth View Post
    well the bag of poop idea was good till Osmos came along mabe throw some niosporine(or however u spell it) in a paperbag at their window?
    well jeez sorry guys D; i just think if you really want to get someone out of your hair, you should do a bit more than a bag of shit xD cause if you do that and they do find out it was you, they might retaliate, you burn their doors down, they are gunna know who is in charge d: or maybe i have been playing too much the darkness II
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osmosravine View Post


    well jeez sorry guys D; i just think if you really want to get someone out of your hair, you should do a bit more than a bag of shit xD cause if you do that and they do find out it was you, they might retaliate, you burn their doors down, they are gunna know who is in charge d: or maybe i have been playing too much the darkness II
    They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!
    loljk escalation is always bad especially when they are related to the land lord.

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