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    How do I fuck with my neighbors?

    New tenants just moved in last month and they brought fucking cockroaches with them. I have not seen a single damn cunt cockroach before they moved in, now there are a shit cock ton of them in my house and I've fucking blasted them with raid and boric acid and they NEVER FUCKING DIE. I told my neighbors to get rid of the fucking cunt cockroaches or I will tell the owner to evict them. They didn't. They fucking didn't, so I called the owner and lo and behold, the neighbors and owner are fucking family. So how do I fuck with my neighbors without them knowing that its mean? And when I mean fuck with them, I mean give me all your childish but fucking annoying as shit ideas cause I will do it, AND HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF CUNT COCKROACHES AND THESE SWAMP DONKEYS NEIGHBORS.

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    Step 1: Find ants.
    Step 2: Place them in their Apartment.
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post
    Step 1: Find ants.
    Step 2: Place them in their Apartment.
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit.
    AFAIK ants can travel through walls like cunt cockroaches, don't need 2 infestations.

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    Simple. Murder them. and then move. Because cockroaches are not worth the trouble d:
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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    AFAIK ants can travel through walls like cunt cockroaches, don't need 2 infestations.
    Uhm.. break into their appartment, hide weed in some obvious places, call the police because you heard them laughing like hell and you've smelled something strange
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post


    Uhm.. break into their appartment, hide weed in some obvious places, call the police because you heard them laughing like hell and you've smelled something strange
    That's man mode, I am not ready for man mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post


    Uhm.. break into their appartment, hide weed in some obvious places, call the police because you heard them laughing like hell and you've smelled something strange
    if your going to frame them for drugs put a pound of cocaine on their fucking kitchen table and tell the police you kept hearing loud snorts, and the constant running of the people in the apartment due to their cocaine rush.
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    write mean messages and slip them under their door.

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    Do my computing teachers idea. "Get a pile of dog shit, put it in a paper bag, light it and leave it on their doorstep and run away" Thats pretty much what he said word for word
    Last edited by Tall kiwi; 09-04-2012 at 05:07 AM.
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    Do my computing teachers idea. "Get a pile of dog shit, put it in a paper bag, leave it on their doorstep and run away" Thats pretty much what he said word for word
    light it on fire b4 u run
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThingOfMyth View Post


    light it on fire b4 u run
    Yea forgot that part he did say that though lol
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThingOfMyth View Post


    light it on fire b4 u run
    after dousing the door in gasoline connected to the bag of shit, so when you light it up their door goes up in flames
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osmosravine View Post


    after dousing the door in gasoline connected to the bag of shit, so when you light it up their door goes up in flames
    No .
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osmosravine View Post


    after dousing the door in gasoline connected to the bag of shit, so when you light it up their door goes up in flames
    Not trying to get arrested man, you guys suck at ideas.

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    well the bag of poop idea was good till Osmos came along mabe throw some niosporine(or however u spell it) in a paperbag at their window?
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