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    Get treatment. Maybe this is what ur family needs. Nothing brings family closer than a son with cancer.

    its time for you to grow some balls and cut one loose. U wont have to die a virgin.

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    Only option, cut your nuts off and replace with BALLS OF STEEL. And yes I am being serious, they can do that...in Mexico.

    Seriously though, man up, it may be your life but you are the life your parents CREATED. They have a genetic bond to you. Tell them, deal with the treatment shit, and get famous for surviving cancer.

    And seriously consider it, balls of steel.

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    If they are getting a divorce, tell the parent who is taking you. You can't live without telling anyone.

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    You have to tell your parents. It would be so extremely selfish of you not to. And seriously, just get the testicle removed. That's not that terrible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Only option, cut your nuts off and replace with BALLS OF STEEL. And yes I am being serious, they can do that...in Mexico.

    Seriously though, man up, it may be your life but you are the life your parents CREATED. They have a genetic bond to you. Tell them, deal with the treatment shit, and get famous for surviving cancer.

    And seriously consider it, balls of steel.
    It's more than a genetic bond. It's an empathetic bond. This bond is particularly strong between parent and offspring.

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    When all else fails, listen to this. Hell of a good song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    It's more than a genetic bond. It's an empathetic bond. This bond is particularly strong between parent and offspring.
    Either way it's quite the powerful bond. Bond. James Bond. Okay I'm done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exil View Post
    What do you mean how bad is it?
    I feel pain in my right testicle and the size of it is freaking huge
    Cut it off. Thats what my PE teachers friend did. Got a doctor to chop the ball off
    Oh hai der.

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    If I had testicular cancer I'd kill myself. Seriously.
    Last edited by noob555; 09-04-2012 at 08:08 PM.

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    Well, I'm truly sorry if this is true. I hope everything goes well for you.

    If you're faking it, fuck you.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Exil View Post
    What do you mean how bad is it?
    I feel pain in my right testicle and the size of it is freaking huge
    Dude my right testicle gets huge but when I lay on my side it shrinks, but I think its from me ejaculating a'lot, but I don't have pains I just have pain next to my side bone when I walk.

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    I truly am sorry to hear about this, I don't have any cancer but I have 1 and may be working on 2 auto-immune diseases and I'm also 17. Just get treatment and hang on man, thats all I can give you.

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    I just did research it's normal of you ejaculate a lot and your testicles will hurt.

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    Can you die of testicular cancer?: o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Säl View Post
    Can you die of testicular cancer?: o
    All kinds of cancer have the power to kill you.



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    If you're faking it, fuck you.
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