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    Funniest shit happened today.

    Alright before I tell you the story that happened today, I'll give you a background story on how all this escalated.
    -2 years ago I beat up this kid for pushing me around.
    -Few days after I get a message on facebook from the a friend of the kid who I beat up,saying he's going to basically crush my head.
    -He asks to fight, I accept few days later I go to the place, I have a big group of friends at Habour Station (Big place where our basketball and hockey teams play) and he acts tough but eventually rats me out to the security guard saying I'm threatening him. The security guard was like 20 and I told him what happened and he laughed. (Turns out the security guard went to the same school as me.
    -Never seen the kid since, and two years later...

    Soo now we're at today, I've completely forgotten this kids name, forgot all about him actually. And I'm with a group of friends outside my class waiting for my teacher after lunch, and this faggot walks up to me and shoulders me. E.G: I'm just standing there talking with my back to him and he comes over and like smashes his shoulder against me, and then I was like holy fuck it's that kid. This kid grew literally fucking atleast to 6'3 and I see him and I'm just shocked, I didn't really want to start a fight then and there so I didn't care.
    After that class, I'm with ANOTHER group of friends waiting outside their class talking (we get 10-7 minute breaks between classes) and I'm standing sideways and at the corner of my eye I see this kid dead eying me, and I knew he was going to do it again, turns out I was right I see him coming towards me and I jump a bit forward put out my feet and this kid is thrusting forward and falls and smashes his nose against a fucking locker LOL.

    I completely embarresed this kid and he just walked off like nothing happened, so now I heard after school he was talking shit about me, this kid is a bully and I'm pretty sure we are going to fight. Pretty funny story eh? Bully gets owned.

    Also, when I do fight him I'll make sure my friend records it so you guys can watch this faggot.

    TLR GUY I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIGHT TWO YEARS AGO POPS OUT OF NOWHERE IN MY HIGHSCHOOL TO TRY TO BULLY ME AND GETS EMBARRASSED.
    Last edited by Canadian; 09-14-2012 at 03:21 PM. Reason: spelling mistakes + grammar, typing fast ftl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian View Post
    I see him coming towards me and I jump a bit forward put out my feet and this kid is thrusting forward and falls and smashes his nose against a fucking locker LOL.
    I lol'd
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    Cool Story Bro
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    Traumatize him .

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    ahahahahah gj, kids these days just train to show off and try to act hard...

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    Any money he'll have one of his "friends" double team you.

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    Drop him then kick him really hard in the nose, end the fucker's life.

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    1. Anesthetize him.
    2. Kill him during live surgery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trading View Post
    Any money he'll have one of his "friends" double team you.
    I've got myself enough friends to back me up, ofc I'm not gonna go to a fight w/o people to back me up incase the pussy needs help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian View Post


    I've got myself enough friends to back me up, ofc I'm not gonna go to a fight w/o people to back me up incase the pussy needs help.
    END HIS LIFE AND SAY SELF DEFENSE

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    cool story bro. tell it again at a party trollololol dont fall on your face on the way out

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    TYPICAL NIGGERS
    them niggers always starting fights.





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