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    So This One Time

    This one time, I was taking this girl from behind up against the wall in my bedroom and as I gave a very emphatic thrust into her rear, she lost balance and smacked her head REALLY HARD on the light switch.
    The lights were now turned off, so I giggled and said sorry before turning the lights back on. Now that the lights were back on, I could see there was blood coming from where she bumped her head. THIS IS WHERE IT GETS WEIRD!
    As soon as I asked if she wanted a second to clean up, she started banging her head on the wall over and over again and asked me to keep bumping her head on the wall.

    Then I backed off, losing my erection and feeling that this had gotten a little weird when suddenly she started roaring like a wild anteater! I couldn't believe what I was seeing, she had taken off her disguise and revealed that she was actually a wild anteater! I reeled back in disgust, and ALL the spaghetti fell out of my pocket. I went to clean it up and hide it but the ant eater started slurping up all the spaghetti.

    Can you believe it? A fucking ant eater! I couldn't believe it! Why the hell was an ant eater eating spaghetti? They're supposed to eat ANTS!

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    Cool story bro


     


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    Dafuq did i just read?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xien View Post
    Cool story bro
    You being a woman, and judging from your current signature, I can tell you're a classic teeny bopper. Do not breed.

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    I would most likely get wood.

     







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    Quote Originally Posted by OSF View Post
    You being a woman, and judging from your current signature, I can tell you're a classic teeny bopper. Do not breed.
    Rage more noob


     


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xien View Post


    Rage more noob
    >Calls her out
    >Thinks I'm raging
    >Calls me a noob thinking it's an insult

    You're so fucking stupid looooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSF View Post
    >Calls her out
    >Thinks I'm raging
    >Calls me a noob thinking it's an insult

    You're so fucking stupid looooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
    You call other people stupid , yet you're the one creating a thread about fucking an anteater .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Cudi View Post


    You call other people stupid , yet you're the one creating a thread about fucking an anteater .
    I see you're still butthurt because I said you're stupid.

    You're still stupid.

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    shut the fuck up already .



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    Quote Originally Posted by OSF View Post
    I see you're still butthurt because I said you're stupid.

    You're still stupid.
    What are you trying to do ? want me to flame at you so you can get me banned ?
    You're pathetic , go call people stupid in real life but i guess you wouldn't do that because everyone could beat the shit out of you .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Cudi View Post


    What are you trying to do ? want me to flame at you so you can get me banned ?
    You're pathetic , go call people stupid in real life but i guess you wouldn't do that because everyone could beat the shit out of you .
    I wasn't, but feel free to do so. Your groundless statements are hilarious pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSF View Post
    >Calls her out
    >Thinks I'm raging
    >Calls me a noob thinking it's an insult

    You're so fucking stupid looooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
    You need to grow the fuck up kid


     


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