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    Most Embarrassing Thing That's Ever Happened To You On A Date.

    Post It Here.
    Let Me Start Off.

    A Few Months Ago,
    I Was On A Date With My GF Alicia,
    I Took Her To A Fancy Restaurant,
    We Ordered, Ate,Talked.
    ... THEN The Bill Came.
    I Reach Into My Pocket And..
    BAM.
    I Forgot My Wallet.
    When I Pulled My Hand Up To Check What I Grabbed,
    i Pulled Up A Condom.
    Alicia Saw It And The Waiter.
    He Sayed He Would Be Back At A More "Convenient" Time,
    My Face Was Completely Blank.
    In The End Alicia Payed And Then i Payed Her Back.
    Nuntheless.
    Our Relationship Was Cut Really Short.
    LOL.

    So Share Your Story.
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    lmfaoooo i havent had an embarrsement yet....thankgod but lmfao thats hilarious.

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    Ehh,
    Prepare.
    Cause Its Coming!
    LOL.
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    WEll, it wasnt really a date. More like a one night stand.

    I went to this rave and all the bitches there were up on e. I was on like. 8 grams of shrooms.

    ANYWAYS
    i hooked up with this babe and then we rented a room. SO i basically threw her on the bed, i took off her pants then she queefed.
    It was awkward.
    That is all.
    I wont go into to much detail
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    AHAHA,
    i Woulda Fucking Ditched!
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    lfmao fuckkkK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -SKULL3000- View Post
    Post It Here.
    Let Me Start Off.

    A Few Months Ago,
    I Was On A Date With My GF Alicia,
    I Took Her To A Fancy Restaurant,
    We Ordered, Ate,Talked.
    ... THEN The Bill Came.
    I Reach Into My Pocket And..
    BAM.
    I Forgot My Wallet.
    When I Pulled My Hand Up To Check What I Grabbed,
    i Pulled Up A Condom.
    Alicia Saw It And The Waiter.
    He Sayed He Would Be Back At A More "Convenient" Time,
    My Face Was Completely Blank.
    In The End Alicia Payed And Then i Payed Her Back.
    Nuntheless.
    Our Relationship Was Cut Really Short.
    LOL.

    So Share Your Story.
    HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. I LOLED Bro. I was going to stop reading after I saw that you were going to pay for an expensive dinner for some chick. Hell no. But I kept reading and Im glad you brought a condom with you. If you were goin to pay that much shit she better put out. That really is embarrassing though. Like really.

    How old r u by the way?

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    Man.
    I had to think. Of what was left of my brain cells.
    I wasnt going to turn down the opportunity.

    I didnt give a fuck. She was hot as fuck
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    19 But Im 20 In A Few Weeks,
    Im Waiting Till I Get Moved Into Newyork So I Can Fuck With Some High Chicks,
    Theirs Tons Of My Friends That Live In NY.
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    Yo if you come to new york i can take you to some partys with my freinds mad bitchs and mad weed

    My most embarrassing moment was when i was on e and fucke d a pole

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    Yeah!
    Hit Me Up When I Get There.
    LOL,
    Im Also Exited To Go Sparying,
    Im Beast At Graffiti.
    And Trani Skating.
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    I wouldnt be doin that shit, you can get urself killed. I spent a little time in brooklyn and they didnt play that shit. Depends where ur livin.

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    Oh, wow. Probably the time I got hard while this girl was giving me a lap dance, and she went down really hard on my cock, and we were at a party, and I like started to cry in front of all these fine ass girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imsohoooood View Post
    Oh, wow. Probably the time I got hard while this girl was giving me a lap dance, and she went down really hard on my cock, and we were at a party, and I like started to cry in front of all these fine ass girls.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG. Chicks loveeeee I mean loveeee to feel that cock. Its an honor to get a guy horney. HONOR

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