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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    What is a CS lol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    Walrus:
    When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
    She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
    Wahahhaha so laughing about this xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    Pffffttt just make me a cocksucker...i wanna get dat feeling...
    It's a feeling when you suck a man's dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiskey. View Post

    It's a feeling when you suck a man's dick.
    Suck a dick:
    When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".
    Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

    Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

    Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

    girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

    example 2

    guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

    guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
    WANNAH SMOKE SUM COLOURED WEED? THERE YAH GO --->

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    ha ha u r funny m8, i like u

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    Quote Originally Posted by max620 View Post
    ha ha u r funny m8, i like u
    Thank you sir
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    Cocksucker.

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    Oh look

    A new CockSucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by [THE]_ALL*S33!nG^^EYE View Post
    Oh look

    A new CockSucker
    Cocksucker:
    In this order:

    1:A person that makes your life as hard as possible.
    2:A person that will stand in your way, and mess anything up you do.
    3:A person that only cares for them self, and no one else!
    4:A person that is looking to give one trouble.
    My Boss is a real Cocksucker.
    There are so many: Your Boss, Your Wife, Your Husband, Your Father-in-law.

    HELLO GUYS!!!!
    Last edited by stylos114; 10-22-2012 at 09:50 AM.
    WANNAH SMOKE SUM COLOURED WEED? THERE YAH GO --->

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post


    Cocksucker:
    In this order:

    1:A person that makes your life as hard as possible.
    2:A person that will stand in your way, and mess anything up you do.
    3:A person that only cares for them self, and no one else!
    4:A person that is looking to give one trouble.
    My Boss is a real Cocksucker.
    There are so many: Your Boss, Your Wife, Your Husband, Your Father-in-law.

    HELLO GUYS!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by [THE]_ALL*S33!nG^^EYE View Post


    A walking Dictionary .. I like you
    I love you too m8
    WANNAH SMOKE SUM COLOURED WEED? THERE YAH GO --->

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post


    I love you too m8
    Lets Get Married and Have Kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    @Dave84311
    1. Beloved
    2. Better than David
    3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
    1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
    2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
    3. Ur Getting a Dave!
    4. Rebohcs
    <3
    You either want the cocksucker thing or ure just gay /
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    You either want the cocksucker thing or ure just gay /
    I want cocksucker...But also...Hmm there we GOO!!

    Gay:
    1. jovial or happy, good-spirited

    2. a homosexual male or female

    3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"
    1. "We'll have a gay old time."

    2. "You DO know he's gay. Notice his homoerotic pornography collection."

    3. "Man, these seats are gay. I can't even see what's going on!"


    ---------- Post added at 09:07 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:05 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by [THE]_ALL*S33!nG^^EYE View Post


    Lets Get Married and Have Kids
    Lol ok babe
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