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    Dave

    @Dave84311
    1. Beloved
    2. Better than David
    3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
    1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
    2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
    3. Ur Getting a Dave!
    4. Rebohcs
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    i was messing with urban directory...Your proplem sir?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    @Dave84311

    1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
    2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
    Dafuq is this. Keep your fantasies in your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    i was messing with urban directory...Your proplem sir?
    Yeah, you're a queer.

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    I think Dave gunna like this either ways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Yeah, you're a queer.
    Queer:
    Originally meant to describe something as unusual or strange. Became a deroggatory word to describe homosexuals. More recently, it has been reclaimed by non-heterosexuals as a word used to describe themselves. Queer can now be used to describe homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgendered people. In scholarly studies the word queer is also used to describe those who practice unconventional sex (e.g. bondage, etc.), therefore even heterosexuals can sometimes be defined as queer.
    1. Your brother is a really queer guy.
    2. I am a homosexual, part of the queer community
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    Queer:
    Originally meant to describe something as unusual or strange. Became a deroggatory word to describe homosexuals. More recently, it has been reclaimed by non-heterosexuals as a word used to describe themselves. Queer can now be used to describe homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgendered people. In scholarly studies the word queer is also used to describe those who practice unconventional sex (e.g. bondage, etc.), therefore even heterosexuals can sometimes be defined as queer.
    1. Your brother is a really queer guy.
    2. I am a homosexual, part of the queer community
    I really want to find you and kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    I really want to find you and kill you.
    Kill you:
    Something pussies who would never kill a damned thing say when they aren't going to do shit but want to sound badass.
    Person 1. I'm gonna fucking Kill You.

    Person 2. Shut up and go home.

    Person 1. Ai'ght....bitch. *Then walks home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    Kill you:
    Something pussies who would never kill a damned thing say when they aren't going to do shit but want to sound badass.
    Person 1. I'm gonna fucking Kill You.

    Person 2. Shut up and go home.

    Person 1. Ai'ght....bitch. *Then walks home.
    I'm a psycho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    I'm a psycho.
    Psycho fag:
    One who consistently tries and acts in a homo-sexual manner even though he/she is not actually gay.
    Bro, you are definitely acting like a Psycho Fag tonight.

    Man, is it me or are you acting like an agressive homosexual?

    Dude, I'm a Psycho Fag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    Psycho fag:
    One who consistently tries and acts in a homo-sexual manner even though he/she is not actually gay.
    Bro, you are definitely acting like a Psycho Fag tonight.

    Man, is it me or are you acting like an agressive homosexual?

    Dude, I'm a Psycho Fag.
    I am a shitsucking half Walrus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post


    I am a shitsucking half Walrus
    Walrus:
    When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
    She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
    WANNAH SMOKE SUM COLOURED WEED? THERE YAH GO --->

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylos114 View Post
    Walrus:
    When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
    She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
    Lmaoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
    Lmaoo
    ))))))))))
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