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    Human Activity Log

    I just smoked some shrooms.
    Not very much. Im just a little buzzed.
    BUT
    I just thought about.
    What if somehow, there was a human activity log?
    Just for 1 person.
    On everything that person does.
    EFERYTHING

    For example ( Later on in life )

    Subject
    John Doe

    <1.56am> Blinks
    <1.56am> Inhales
    <1.56am> Moves head slightly right
    <1.56am> Blinks
    <1.56am> Inhales
    <1.56am> Moves forarm muscle.

    Just the smallest details on what we do.
    This links to the aliens and our creation.

    My personal belief is that the "god" of humanity, was aliens.
    Therefore they document each activity a single human does. They can study these activities, eventually averaging out what the normal human does.
    They then lay a steriotype down and start eating it with a fork. But the only thing the aliens dont hear is the farts comming from out noses.

    So the sasquatch has no control over your mind, it is just the image from the frekle on your face that hits you in the teeth while the donkey rapes you.

    Just think about for a second. The aliens must have a direction to us and they have to know about us.
    Do you really believe that the earth was created by one bang, Given us life, having our chimpanzees, humping the rain?

    Just think about it.
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    Ahhhhh Nooooo Never smoke the shrooms >.<
    way better if you eat them!!! or brew it into a tea!

    unless you don't wanna trip ?_?





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    Smoke shrooms.... >>

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    You are the biggest bull-shitter I have ever met.
    Bibamus, gaudeamus.

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    How.
    Did anybody even read it all?
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    I did.

    Nothing made sense.


    "So the sasquatch has no control over your mind, it is just the image from the frekle on your face that hits you in the teeth while the donkey rapes you."


    What the hell does that mean? >:O
    Bibamus, gaudeamus.

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    Holy fuck.
    I did write that.
    I have no clue what that means.
    BUT.
    The stuff that does makes sense, makes sensE?
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    No.

    Even the things that make sense make no sense.
    All I've concluded is you're not an atheist, you believe in aliens, and you're high.


    That's it.

    But yeah, a Human Activity Log would be bad ass for aliens to have.
    Bibamus, gaudeamus.

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    Ohman.
    See
    You did understnadn it.
    You got Human Activity Log and aliens .
    I feel accomplishesd. L()
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    I lolled. =P

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    THIS DOESNOT COMPREHEND IN YOUR TINY BRAINS?!
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    No it dose but...im mad you smoked the shrooms and not eatem' or brew as a tea =(





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    I didnt want to eat them.
    I didnt even have enough to trip if i had eaten them.

    I grinded them up and threw them ontop of my 3 bowls i took.
    Deutschland wird wieder Reign!

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    ohh okay, then your excused =P





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