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    No prank: On Halloween, US military forces train for zombie apocalypse

    No prank: On Halloween, US military forces train for zombie apocalypse - Yahoo! News

    No doubt when a zombie apocalypse occurs, it’s going to be a federal incident, so we’re making it happen,” Mr. Barker told the AP.
    When, not if

    Barker acknowledges that the “zombie apocalypse is very whimsical,” telling the Military Times that the scenario was created to “add some levity to the more-dire scenarios summitgoers will encounter,” including terrorists roaming hospital halls shooting people and pilots trapped behind enemy lines.
    ...
    “If a law-enforcement officer sees a zombie and says, ‘Freeze, get your hands in the air!’ what’s a zombie going to do? He’s going to moan at you. If someone on PCP or some other psychotic drug is told that, the truth is he’s not going to react to you.”
    Making it so obvious you can't see it?
    Why would terrorists shoot up a hospital when there are better targets?
    Pilots behind rebel lines?



    Zombie apocalypse = civil unrest?
    Or am I crazy?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    hmm DA FUQ................... Well never know what could happen soo why not be perparded for it .
    Last edited by Luke420; 10-31-2012 at 11:59 PM.

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    They've been training troops on civil unrest for quite some time, codenaming it the "zombie apocalypse" is absolutely perfect as the zombie apocalypse is exactly what we are. If we do not "freeze" and "put our hands in the air", of course they will come after us as we are not obeying their "orders". So they codename everything to make it as unlikely for the average American to notice. America is becoming an Empire brotha.

    As for the terrorists shooting up a hospital, they may take a hospital under seige if there are important people inside, but they wouldn't just shoot one up willy nilly. They would most likely use explosives to level it to the ground to cause terror, to show "hey, we're terrorists, and your places of healing aren't safe". So they are definitely using that synonymously.

    There's a reason I hate the American government. To the public eye we are free, though to those who question EVERYTHING (like myself, and I see yourself as well to a degree) they are conducting secretive missions that are the equivalent of a communist countries own actions. America just attends to the secrecy as they like to give that look of "we're free and awesome".

    Here's something to think about. Have you ever watched those Navy commercials where it says "always watching, always patrolling, always standing guard"? Have you noticed they ALWAYS say "always watching" first everytime? Same thing with the drunk driving commercials? It's all new-age propaganda brotha, they're brainwashing the ignorant masses.

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    Starting my own private militia for just this scenario.
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    "True strength isn't determined by when a man has a lot and gives enough, but when he has nothing left but keeps on giving."
    "A man is determined by the strength of his will."
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    Conspiracy theory: HIV develops into AIDS and AIDS develops into a zombie virus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arhk View Post
    Conspiracy theory: HIV develops into AIDS and AIDS develops into a zombie virus.
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    AIDS was invented by the government to wipe out all the gay people, obviously.



    I don't like it when people bring stuff like this up. I mean, it's interesting, but then you're gonna get a ton of conspiracy theorists who think ants were invented by the government to track what you're doing and when the battery is about to die they purposely run into a spider web (also made by the government) to dispose of the battery.
    Wow, I'm good at this.

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    Zombies ain't real


     


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    AIDS was invented by the government to wipe out all the gay people, obviously.



    I don't like it when people bring stuff like this up. I mean, it's interesting, but then you're gonna get a ton of conspiracy theorists who think ants were invented by the government to track what you're doing and when the battery is about to die they purposely run into a spider web (also made by the government) to dispose of the battery.
    Wow, I'm good at this.
    But what battery does the spider run on?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    But what battery does the spider run on?
    A battery that can use dead ants as a renewable source.
    Also, there's no such things as beetles. They're a myth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arhk View Post
    Starting my own private militia for just this scenario.
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    The world is going to turn into BO Zombies.

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