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    The Chinese have real teleportation.

    Quantum teleportation over 143km smashes distance record | ZDNet

    If you understand anything about quantum mechanics you would know that photons are the most basic form of existence, essentially actual teleportation of an object or a person is completely possible in a theoretical sense. I believe some of the obvious things to overcome would be making sure the teleportee has all of his photons in the right place when gets to where he's going. Which would probably require a God-like advancement in current IT & corresponding AI abilities, in-order to make systems that can deal with the infinity scale of complexity, in making needed calculations at a fast enough pace.
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    i'd buy a machine if they make one so I wouldn't always be late

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mischief View Post
    i'd buy a machine if they make one so I wouldn't always be late
    Would you like to be our first test subject?
    Warning: We do not guarantee that you'll be properly reformed after being disintegrated, may cause deformations, injuries, or death.
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    I will teleport to the Bed...
    But thats a lie, and the video from the other thread 100%Fake xD

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    the Chinese are making the teleportation machine to teleport in to America and take over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    the Chinese are making the teleportation machine to teleport in to America and take over
    If they teleported here, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't bother taking over, they'd live off of the social welfare plans we have as resident aliens and just relax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Would you like to be our first test subject?
    Warning: We do not guarantee that you'll be properly reformed after being disintegrated, may cause deformations, injuries, or death.
    legit?I wouldn't mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mischief View Post
    legit?I wouldn't mind.
    Dark dank alleyway in urban China
    You'll have to pay for your own rides and stuff tho
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    Teleportation...

    I'm already picturing myself teleporting to places

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Dark dank alleyway in urban China
    You'll have to pay for your own rides and stuff tho
    first test?Just teleport me there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mischief View Post
    first test?Just teleport me there
    You'll have to go there before I can teleport you back home
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    You'll have to go there before I can teleport you back home
    teleport me there,teleport me back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mischief View Post
    teleport me there,teleport me back!
    Machine's over here, so you'll have to come here
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Machine's over here, so you'll have to come here
    boooooooooo

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