I guess today is like every potheads birthday or some shit. Remember there are kids in some countries that don't have weed.Smoke all your greens or you don't get desert. If you don't smoke but know someone who does, call his ass and remind him to smoke, he smoked out at 12 last night, called in from work and went back to bed after a bowl of cereal and cartoons.
Rule #256 of pothead LAW
If your bi tch doesnt like the fact you get stoned daily, Get a new bitc h