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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i'm such a failure
    Stranger: everyone I love disconnects me
    You: do you love me?
    Stranger: i think so
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey stranger
    You: hey
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: m
    You: oh
    You: im gay
    Stranger: me too
    You: whats your name
    You: my name is Armando
    Stranger: my name is john
    Stranger: where are u from
    You: real close to u
    You: wanna see picture of my penis
    Stranger: yessss
    You: https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j.../09ofVu2XL.jpg
    You: go thr
    Stranger: i am transgendered
    Stranger: do you mind?
    You: nope
    Stranger: female to male
    You: i love both sex
    You: u saw the pic
    Stranger: then you're not gay
    You: my penis is big
    Stranger: it is
    You:
    You: do u like black penis or whote penus/
    Stranger: brenda
    Stranger: jij bent keieng
    You: https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k7.../guesswhat.jpg
    You: try thtat 1
    You: big black penus
    Stranger: wattefak zijn al die beerjte in je photobucket
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    You: HAI THUR
    Stranger: hiiiiiiiii xD
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: f
    Stranger: and you?
    You: f
    You: wanna have lesbian hot sex
    Stranger: no thanks
    Stranger: that's disgusting
    You: i know u want it
    Stranger: and dont have any prejudice but I dont feel like doing it
    You: of cours u wnat
    Stranger: No I dont
    Stranger: thanks
    You: yes u do
    Stranger: I wanna find a friend
    You: no u want lesbian ssex
    Stranger: byeee babyy
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    I just HAD to try that.
    Last edited by Zeinland; 04-21-2009 at 02:58 PM.

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    look who i found!!!!
    i got gf
    [img]https://ashleyamelia08.files.*********.com/2009/03/longest_nails.jpg[/img]



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    hahhaha so funny




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    my plan worked



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    You: Hello?
    Stranger: h0o
    Stranger: asl
    You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.

    You: Please respect the chat and respect others.
    You: Thank you.
    Last edited by Inna; 04-21-2009 at 04:26 PM.

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    Stranger: hello
    You: hi welcome to taco bell may i take your order?
    Stranger: oh yes! i'll have a quesadilla please
    Stranger: and a sprite.
    Stranger: mmm
    You: ok sir will that be all
    Stranger: yes please. and say, where are you from? i don't recognize your accent at all!
    You: sir if you order 5 fries you get a free star wars toy
    Stranger: NO WAY. set me up.
    You: if you order 10 u get 2 or 15 3
    Stranger: OH SWEET JESUS YES PLEASE!
    You: so how many fries will that be
    Stranger: 10
    You: so you do not want 100 toys for 500 fries
    Stranger: well since i'm already fat, why not.
    Stranger: 500 fries it is
    You: ok sir
    You: so that is one quessadilla one sprite and 500 fries will that be all
    Stranger: yep that's all
    You: for here or to go
    Stranger: for here
    Stranger: how much will all of this cost?
    You: ok that will be 300 dollars
    Stranger: i only have 2 dollars in my pocket though, will that work?
    You: thats good enough
    Stranger: sweet
    You: thank you for your order sir
    Stranger: thanks have a nice day!
    You: heres your receipt

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    The Taco Bell shit is seriously not funny =/.

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    Stranger: asl?
    You: im am teh 1337
    You: wtf is asl?
    Stranger: forocoches?
    You: penis
    You: ?
    Stranger: pole
    Stranger: la vieja
    Stranger: clio en llamas
    You: im american
    Stranger: todo esto para decirnos que...
    You: shut up beaner
    You: go pick some lettuce
    Stranger: i am 30 cm cock
    You: or build my deck
    You: for $10
    Stranger: fuck you men

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    How the fuck did this thread turn into chat logs. Lol

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    I can't believe I fucking supported you, stop being so ignorant Mr. President.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjla View Post
    Go to Omegle XD
    There u can get your first Boyfriend(???) or girlfriend hehehe



    U talk to totally strangers

    this is just his way of getting raped by his psychotic girlfriend who he thought was hot.

    he didnt know that she got her pic from page 400 of a google image search for "hot girl."

    lol. go out to talk to a real girl. like at school or something? i have a girlfriend.

    Digg the avatar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanna View Post
    You: Hello?
    Stranger: h0o
    Stranger: asl
    You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.

    You: Please respect the chat and respect others.
    You: Thank you.
    Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
    “Hello. Are you a little boy? I’m a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom’s basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we’re doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don’t be afriad, you can trust me! I’ll be your uncle!”

    The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.


    I added more beef to it.

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