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    FML

    Like really. This bitch now likes my comments, so I sent her a friend request..She accepts and there we go:
    1. We have a mutual friend (a girl from my class)
    2. She's funny
    3. Along the conversation she told me that she was a PS3 player so I asked her for a photo proof (she sent me that, OMG)
    4. Later on her PC crashes and the motherboard gets fucked up (now she stays only from the phone)
    5. Never wants to meet me IRL, says that it's better if we meet occasionally in the streets
    6. Yesterday I find out that she loves Metallica, Guns n Roses and the Scorpions (girls here usually don't)
    7. We keep the convo up and at a particular point she says: "it's incredible how many things we have in common"
    8. When she gets off I find a photo of her.. (uploaded on FB about 2 years ago)

    SHE WAS UGLY AS FUCK! Now what I'm trying to say is that in another photo on her cover's album she was pretty beautiful but in that one...blaaahhh

    The point of this thread: IT WAS TOO PERFECT TO BE TRUE.


    PS: She also hates Twilight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Nixon View Post
    Like really. This bitch now likes my comments, so I sent her a friend request..She accepts and there we go:
    1. We have a mutual friend (a girl from my class)
    2. She's funny
    3. Along the conversation she told me that she was a PS3 player so I asked her for a photo proof (she sent me that, OMG)
    4. Later on her PC crashes and the motherboard gets fucked up (now she stays only from the phone)
    5. Never wants to meet me IRL, says that it's better if we meet occasionally in the streets
    6. Yesterday I find out that she loves Metallica, Guns n Roses and the Scorpions (girls here usually don't)
    7. We keep the convo up and at a particular point she says: "it's incredible how many things we have in common"
    8. When she gets off I find a photo of her.. (uploaded on FB about 2 years ago)

    SHE WAS UGLY AS FUCK! Now what I'm trying to say is that in another photo on her cover's album she was pretty beautiful but in that one...blaaahhh

    The point of this thread: IT WAS TOO PERFECT TO BE TRUE.


    PS: She also hates Twilight.
    Man.. that sux... well Kill it before it lay eggs i say.. or burin it with fire thats an effectly way to kill monsters.. haha idk.. man GL hope you Get your self out of it XD

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    I really hope that she changed since the date on which that photo was took. Like her cousin.

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    Dude, you are fucked, no way to get out of it now without being an asshole... Good luck with the situation.... :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Nixon View Post
    Like really. This bitch now likes my comments, so I sent her a friend request..She accepts and there we go:
    1. We have a mutual friend (a girl from my class)
    2. She's funny
    3. Along the conversation she told me that she was a PS3 player so I asked her for a photo proof (she sent me that, OMG)
    4. Later on her PC crashes and the motherboard gets fucked up (now she stays only from the phone)
    5. Never wants to meet me IRL, says that it's better if we meet occasionally in the streets
    6. Yesterday I find out that she loves Metallica, Guns n Roses and the Scorpions (girls here usually don't)
    7. We keep the convo up and at a particular point she says: "it's incredible how many things we have in common"
    8. When she gets off I find a photo of her.. (uploaded on FB about 2 years ago)

    SHE WAS UGLY AS FUCK! Now what I'm trying to say is that in another photo on her cover's album she was pretty beautiful but in that one...blaaahhh

    The point of this thread: IT WAS TOO PERFECT TO BE TRUE.


    PS: She also hates Twilight.
    Man.. that sux... well Kill it before it lay eggs i say.. or burin it with fire thats an effectly way to kill monsters.. haha idk.. man GL hope you Get your self out of it XD

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    ask for a recent one if your desperate.can't always judge on looks :/ as the term goes "don't judge a book by its cover" LOL

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    Post the pic. OGOGOGOGOGOGOG



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

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    ^ Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Post the pic. OGOGOGOGOGOGOG
    This is how she actually looks like:
    PIC REMOVED CUZ JETA ALREADY SAW IT
    Left one.
    Last edited by ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ; 11-25-2012 at 03:35 PM.

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    THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE GAY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE GAY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Nixon View Post


    This is how she actually looks like:
    Left one.
    She doesn't look that ugly lol.
    Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 11-25-2012 at 03:36 PM.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    She doesn't look that ugly lol.
    She might have changed a lot during 1 year and a bit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Nixon View Post


    She might have changed a lot during 1 year and a bit?
    I would think not. I mean, getting fat is something that happens over like 4 or 5 years. If she is 17> she isn't going to change that much physically over a year :S



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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