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    I almost got fired.

    Some guy at my work super-glued my stapler to my desk. I thought it was kinda funny but I started getting more and more pissed as the day progressed, because he glued it at an angle that made stapling harder than playing Mary Kate and Ashley: Mall Mystery.

    My boss saw it and he thought I did it to myself. He said if I fuck around at work again he will find someone who will take this job seriously.

    The guy started laughing at me and I was just like, "Kinda getting tired of your shit, Christian." And then as he was walking to his car I kicked him in the balls and told him, "Still funny, bitch?" and stormed to my shitty Mazda.

    Fuck today.

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    Well why dont you explain everything to your boss? and why the fuck would someone staple his own stapler on his desk with an angle that makes it harder? Your boss doesnt have logic at all

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    , its funny because you have a mazda

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    Quote Originally Posted by MusiK View Post
    Well why dont you explain everything to your boss? and why the fuck would someone staple his own stapler on his desk with an angle that makes it harder? Your boss doesnt have logic at all
    Oh no no, I explained. But knowing how much of a kiss-ass Christian is, he did not believe it. Christian is the equivalent to Satan at the moment.

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    god that sucks...
    The worst part is I might not get my bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Royce View Post
    , its funny because you have a mazda
    Hey, it gets my kid to school. Fuck you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    Oh no no, I explained. But knowing how much of a kiss-ass Christian is, he did not believe it. Christian is the equivalent to Satan at the moment.

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    The worst part is I might not get my bonus.

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    Hey, it gets my kid to school. Fuck you.
    Yea but your boss also seems like a dick... id probably looking for another job

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    How I know this is a lie : You would be sued instantly for thousand of dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    How I know this is a lie : You would be sued instantly for thousand of dollars.
    Why would you get sued for gluing a staple on your desk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    How I know this is a lie : You would be sued instantly for thousand of dollars.
    For kicking Christian? Oh please. Me and him have done worse to each other. But this was the one instance where his shenanigans have gone too far. I cannot lose my job, especially because of some prank.

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    Christian has shaved my eyebrows once. He has done worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    Oh no no, I explained. But knowing how much of a kiss-ass Christian is, he did not believe it. Christian is the equivalent to Satan at the moment.

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    The worst part is I might not get my bonus.

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    Hey, it gets my kid to school. Fuck you.
    you have kids yet you still lurk around a game hacking site?
    move on with your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpity Derp View Post


    you have kids yet you still lurk around a game hacking site?
    move on with your life.
    23 with a little girl and a wonderful girlfriend. You probably don't have a girlfriend, a job, or a car. So please, hush now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    23 with a little girl and a wonderful girlfriend. You probably don't have a girlfriend, a job, or a car. So please, hush now.
    she was probably an accident

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faggatron View Post


    she was probably an accident
    Hey Noob. Shut up. My daughter was not a mistake, kid. But you probably were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    Hey Noob. Shut up. My daughter was not a mistake, kid. But you probably were.
    how about you shut the fuck up about your personal life, no one gives a shit.

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