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    What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape. Whats white on top and black on bottom? Society.

    I have a LOT of messed up jokes not relating to blacks but can't think of them atm. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheles View Post
    What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape. Whats white on top and black on bottom? Society.

    I have a LOT of messed up jokes not relating to blacks but can't think of them atm. :P
    Im gonna tell that one to my friends, lmfao.
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    what's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
    The bucket.

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    How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
    Your dad's dick tastes like blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
    Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
    Oh god why.

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    What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

    The park bench can support a family

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    its funny how most of those jokes are black ahaha
    but they are still funny

    here is one, kinda old

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    Whats long and hard on a nigger?
    First grade.


    What do black men do after sex?
    15 years to life.


    Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
    To get all their stuff back.


    What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
    White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
    Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
    O god what the fuck?...
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    What is the difference between Batman and a black man?


    Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

    ---------- Post added at 07:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:59 PM ----------

    What did God say when he made the first nigger?

    Oops! I burnt this one!

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    What's long and black?
    The unemployment line

    How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
    It is not there.

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    How to tell if you have a black baby in your stomach:
    Stick a piece of fried chicken in your vagina. Take out. Inspect for bite marks.
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