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    How many children do you need to make an autistic man commit suicide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


    Lmfao, that joke just made me smile
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    What is 6.9?

    A really great thing ruined by a damn period.

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    A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

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    "How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

    "About $20."

    "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingDot View Post
    What is 6.9?

    A really great thing ruined by a damn period.

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    A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

    "I'm going down to give blood."

    "How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

    "About $20."

    "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

    The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

    "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

    "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
    Saw that last one a while ago but it is still funny as hell
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


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    Why did the chicken cross the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombox View Post
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    Oh I get it thats funny

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    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
    Made her chain too long.
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
    What's worse than ten dead babies in a basket? One dead baby in ten baskets.

    What's the difference between me having a dead baby and a ferrari in my garage? I don't own a ferrari.

    What did the mother say when her baby fell down the stairs? Finally, the crying stopped.

    What is red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

    What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas? Cancer.

    How are babies and old people similar? Both are fun to chuck out of moving cars.

    What bounces up and down at a hundred miles an hour? A baby tied to the back of my truck.

    What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.


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    That's a fucked up joke....... pretty fucking disgusting.... lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post





    What did the mother say when her baby fell down the stairs? Finally, the crying stopped.

    Do you know whats funny? A few months ago on the news, a couple had a child and the grandma was holding it and accidently tripped and fell 7meters WITH the baby still in her hands. The grandma died but the baby survived. How bad is that
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post


    Do you know whats funny? A few months ago on the news, a couple had a child and the grandma was holding it and accidently tripped and fell 7meters WITH the baby still in her hands. The grandma died but the baby survived. How bad is that
    Fucking old bitch

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