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    Grandmother dead, child injured in fall in Vietnam... | Stuff.co.nz
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    how did the police scare the bugs away? THEY CALL FOR THE S.W.A.T TEAM ! LMAO
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    Uncle XTC is looking after his brother's kids.
    "Uncle XTC, can I go to the cinema please?" says the little girl.
    "Only if you suck my pee-pee."
    "Ok" says the little girl.
    "Urgh, your pee-pee tastes of poo."
    "Yeah your brother wanted to come too."

    Whats the worst thing about shagging an 8 year old?
    Having to wash the blood out of your clown costume.
    Whats the best thing about shagging an 8 year old?
    She's 8 years old.

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    Wiping your bloody cock on its teddy bear.

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    Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.

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    What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
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    Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
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    Paddy's wife had never had an orgasm, so the two decide to go to the doctor to find out why.
    After a number of tests and questions, the doctor suggests that Paddy's wife may be overheating during sex.
    Paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex.
    After 20 mins of wafting, Still no orgasm, so Paddy's mate suggests a swap, "I'll shag her and you waft the towel,"
    Paddy agress and within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming in pleasure aand has the best orgams ever.
    Paddy turns to his mate slowly and says, " And that me old son is how to waft a f...kin towel,"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaakske View Post
    Wanna hear a "dry" joke ?
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    In dutch "dry" means "lame" so its better in dutch
    @Isaakske.

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    An American, Arab, Dutchman and a Marocan are sitting in a train.
    Suddenly the American takes his briefcase and opens it, het looks at the money in the briefcase for a moment, closes and throws it out the window. The Arab, Dutch and the Marocan man reply: why did you do that?
    The American replies: It's just a little, in america we have enough money.
    The Arab takes a barrel of oil and throws it out the window. the American, Dutch and Marocan reply: why?
    The Arab answers: it's just a little amount, we have enough.
    The Marocan man turns his head to the Dutch guy and says: don't you dare...!

    My english is bad, and I should feel bad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by debbe View Post
    An American, Arab, Dutchman and a Marocan are sitting in a train.
    Suddenly the American takes his briefcase and opens it, het looks at the money in the briefcase for a moment, closes and throws it out the window. The Arab, Dutch and the Marocan man reply: why did you do that?
    The American replies: It's just a little, in america we have enough money.
    The Arab takes a barrel of oil and throws it out the window. the American, Dutch and Marocan reply: why?
    The Arab answers: it's just a little amount, we have enough.
    The Marocan man turns his head to the Dutch guy and says: don't you dare...!

    My english is bad, and I should feel bad.
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