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    What is the WORST joke you know?

    To be clear, worst as in the most racist, NSFW joke you know.

    This is pretty bad but I did laugh.

    So this boy walks in on his dad masturbating in front of the computer and asks "Dad, what are you doing?"
    The dad replies "I'm masturbating. Don't worry, you will be doing it soon too"
    "But why?"
    "Because my arm is getting tired"

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    Oh hai der.

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    lolol, that made me giggle

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side if the street


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    Quote Originally Posted by Music. View Post
    lolol, that made me giggle

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side if the street

    That actually made me lol. Just because it is the oldest in the world


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    Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

    So that if it's a stillborn they can make soup.
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post


    That actually made me lol. Just because it is the oldest in the world


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    Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

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    How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
    When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

    Heard it in middle school, messed up racist black joke is messed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega Man View Post
    How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
    When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

    Heard it in middle school, messed up racist black joke is messed up.
    Lmfao, love that one.
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    What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
    Shoot the nigger.

    Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
    They are easier to spot.

    Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
    A pizza can feed a family of four.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
    Shoot the nigger.

    Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
    They are easier to spot.

    Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
    A pizza can feed a family of four.
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    Whats Faster then a nigger running with your T.V
    His Brother with the VCR

    What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
    When dog shit gets old it turns White

    Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
    From the mace

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    Pop their lips.

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    this makes me laught
    play them both at the same time


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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post
    this makes me laught
    play them both at the same time

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