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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.
a blonde went up to someone and asked them
“what does I.D.K. mean?”
the person replied..
“i don’t know.”
and then the blonde got mad and shouted
“OH MY GOSH, NO ONE KNOWS!”
Blonde jokes make me balls fly into the air and they fly me to mc.donals and buy me a grilled cheese happy meal. O.o
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