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    [STORY] The Journey to find Rarity.

    My daughter gave me a list of things she wanted for christmas, including Banjo-Tooie. (That's my girl.)
    The last thing on the list was a My Little Pony toy by the name of "Rarity".
    I went to Fred Meyer and they were sold out. Went to Toy's R Us, sold out. I literally raced over town finding a goddamn toy.
    I went on craigslist and found a guy who was selling one for 60 dollars. I thought this guy was fucking insane so I looked for it again.
    Again I could not find the fucking toy, so I drove to Tacoma, Washington to meet the guy. He was exactly what I thought he would be.
    He wore a black shirt with another pony by the name of "Rainbow Dash". He was quite the husky fellow and he Reeked of Mtn Dew and Tim's Potato Chips.
    He went full-on Brony-gasm and asked me all these fucking questions about My Little Pony.

    "What is your favorite pony?"
    "Who is best pony?"
    And all that shit.

    Finally I paid the man and he gave me the toy, mint condition. I drove back and my daughter runs up to me. She has something in her hand.


    It was another list.

    "Daddy, I messed up on one of the things I want for christmas. So I made you a new one!"

    Everything was the same, seemed normal. Maybe she was messing with me. Then I saw it.

    "- Rainbow Dash toy from My Little Pony"

    I am fucking done.

    December 21st cannot come faster.

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    Amazon.com: my little pony rarity

    It took me 2 seconds to find it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post
    Why is a Daddy on MPGH?
    Someone has to parent you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    Amazon.com: my little pony rarity

    It took me 2 seconds to find it.
    Fuck Amazon, I hate them ever since I bought my Kindle Fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    Someone has to parent you.

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    Fuck Amazon, I hate them ever since I bought my Kindle Fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


    My dad is @Versa
    He is a bad parent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


    My dad is @Versa
    fuck yeah son and if you happen to fuck up on MPGH there will be some spanking waiting for you at home

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    He is a bad parent.
    And you would know this how?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


    And you would know this how?
    i beat him up at your baseball game 2 weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Versa View Post


    i beat him up at your baseball game 2 weeks ago.
    So you were the one that took on the cops at that game...
    Good fight you put up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Versa View Post


    i beat him up at your baseball game 2 weeks ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Versa View Post


    i beat him up at your baseball game 2 weeks ago.
    i remember that one, he ended up cwying..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ederan View Post
    Best parent ever if he can beat up other parent's children.
    fuck yeah

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    So you were the one that took on the cops at that game...
    Good fight you put up
    also i almost beat him up but then he pussied out and pulled out his taser.

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