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    Got a job?

    oK, I got an assignment need some peoples who have real jobs.

    Be serious morons.

    Keeping in mind the following:

    Deviance - Violation of social norms (Expectiation snad rules for proper conduct)

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    1. What is an act of deviance you have done while on the job?
    2. How wide sperad are the offenses; how often do they occur?
    3. Are the offenses so common that they are ignored?
    4. What does your exployer do to control/prevent such behavior?
    5. What happens to offenders?
    Please answer with each number. Include your name (First name) and where you work.

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    Example:
    John - Walmart
    1. Stole money from cash register
    2. It happens all over the store, almost every day
    3. No, not by the employer, but by everyone else yes.
    4. They have cameras
    5. Get fired





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    Name: Miles Dolphin
    Job: Subway.
    1.What is an act of deviance you have done while on the job?
    Eaten cookies behind the camera

    2.How wide sperad are the offenses; how often do they occur?
    Yes, most of them some of em are Gays! (They think there gonna caught if they do) Well i do it everytime im there

    3.Are the offenses so common that they are ignored?
    No because they have never caught us!

    4.What does your exployer do to control/prevent such behavior?
    Nothing, because they have never never caught us!

    5.What happens to offenders?
    They get sacked (One of the employers gave there boyfriend a free cookie and they were sacked!)
    Last edited by Nightlord; 03-12-2007 at 08:51 AM.








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    [*]Stole bobble head + caps [*]It happens when ppl don't claim them u can take em [*]Wisely u can jack one out/times ignored check you when u come in they don't check u when u leave[*]Guards ?? cameras[*]Get Fired no shiat =_=;;

    not worth the risk just wait till every 1 left then take em don't jack all the free shiat at the game

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    I DONT WORK, BUT I STILL GET PAID BY MY DAD FOR BEING MYSELF, but my life is like a job cuz, if i dont listen to my parents, and keep my grades up then i will be losing my car, money, my stuff and only god knows what else, my dad already stated that if he doesnt see me as a fit person then i wont be getting a single penny, and i he would gladely write over the company his brothers sons if they are fit, or to any person that he sees fit.

    and funny this is none of this applies to my sister, he said all he as to do is get her married and his job's over. and she will not be getting a single penny anyway....only maybe money she will be getting is her dowery ther will be going to her husband anyway...

    so now you guys understand why my life is so damm scary, and annoying. like a always say life is biatch.



    and gourav

    fuck you....

    but there is a bright side to this, my dad is currently happy and thinks i might be fit...>.< so life's all good right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Viper~ View Post
    I DONT WORK, BUT I STILL GET PAID BY MY DAD FOR BEING MYSELF, but my life is like a job cuz, if i dont listen to my parents, and keep my grades up then i will be losing my car, money, my stuff and only god knows what else, my dad already stated that if he doesnt see me as a fit person then i wont be getting a single penny, and i he would gladely write over the company his brothers sons if they are fit, or to any person that he sees fit.

    and funny this is none of this applies to my sister, he said all he as to do is get her married and his job's over. and she will not be getting a single penny anyway....only maybe money she will be getting is her dowery ther will be going to her husband anyway...

    so now you guys understand why my life is so damm scary, and annoying. like a always say life is biatch.



    and gourav

    fuck you....

    but there is a bright side to this, my dad is currently happy and thinks i might be fit...>.< so life's all good right now.
    lol u suck at life period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    lol u suck at life period.
    but my life is 23456789097654321456789087654324145678908765432567 8% better than yours.....i can garuntee you on that...XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Viper~ View Post
    but my life is 23456789097654321456789087654324145678908765432567 8% better than yours.....i can garuntee you on that...XD
    Your father is blackmailing you big time mate...
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    no he ant, trust me, my dad woudent do that.....we are a respected family....and anyway my it's been going like this in our family for generations....XD...

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    Stfu and quit going off topic niggars. Bump.





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    Elly, Socialist.

    Punches people in the face coz they suck at life.

    Doesn't listen to the manager. {also punches in face}

    Gets fired. Punches closest person in face.

    Rapes people for fun.


    Yeh my job owns.

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    Bump bump.





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    Bump faggets.





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    bumpedey bumpedey

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    4:they dont see me i think
    5:i dont know what that measn too lol :P

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