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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaakske View Post
    Then why come here in the first place ?

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    because i can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Royce View Post
    these jokes are disrespectful
    Don't ignore a thread's warning and then complain about what is enclosed in the thread.

    Niggah fuk yo shit.
    Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 12-31-2012 at 06:34 AM.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazooka View Post
    I'm sorry i didn't laugh on any of them , still need English improvement.
    and yet you wrote your sentence so wrong

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    Most offensive joke i know?

    My mom.



    Shes a real bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawgiiStylz View Post
    and yet you wrote your sentence so wrong
    No i didn't
    and you got the idea anywas .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazooka View Post
    No i didn't
    and you got the idea anywas .
    I wanted to see what you was gunna say

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    Here's a good one I saw on a thread,
    What's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape. What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

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    I Lol'd at the Nuketown one.

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    2 of them made me lol

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    Damn. Them jokes be crazy.

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    How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
    Your dad's dick tastes like blood.

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    Since some people can't help themselves about going in here and complaining about the content.
    If you do press the spoiler you agree to not get offended.

    You are here for that sole reason and you know it.
    You might also be here to laugh at other peoples expense, do note that, that may also occur to you.

     
    What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
    The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    Because he was hit by a bus.

    An Irishman walks out of a bar.

    What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
    They were my friends.

    What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
    Cancer.

    How do you make a plumber cry?
    you kill his family

    Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

    A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

    Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

    Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
    A. 17.

    A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

    Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

    You could also try this on someone.
    Go up to your victim and say "I've got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start"
    Their response "Ok, knock knock"
    And you say "Who's there?"
    They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues


    And last but not least.
    Who was the best Jew chef of all time?
    Adolf Hitler.
    Last edited by Xenocide; 12-31-2012 at 11:16 AM.

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    How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends on how hard you throw them.

    Apparently the guy heard the news wrong. The double xp weekend today was for NUKETown
    Not newton. connecticut.

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    I wish the Holocaust happened.

    LAYERS AND LAYERS OF HATE.
    Hate towards blacks, gypsies, Catholics, the mentally challenged. Antisemitism, and holocaust denial.
    All within 5 words LOL

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