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    Most offensive joke you know?

    Beware, these jokes are pretty fucked up. They're all dark humor.


    You have been warned:

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    What is the different between a dead baby and an apple?
    I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

    You think your job is bad?
    I work at the toys r' us return desk at connecticut.


    How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends on how hard you throw them.

    John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
    The 21st floor.

    I don't get it, it was just a minor shooting?
    Get it? Minor shooting? connecticut.

    Apparently the guy heard the news wrong. The double xp weekend today was for NUKETown
    Not newton. connecticut.


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    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    MY GOD. THESE JOKES FILL ME WITH SUCH WARMTH AND LAUGHTER. I'm so fucked up.

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    Hahaha ...
    Oh these are soo Good
    But soo Offensive ,,

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    I'm sorry i didn't laugh on any of them , still need English improvement.

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    I didn't find any of them offensive, but i giggled a bit.

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    personally i love this 1


    John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
    The 21st floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXlolzXx View Post
    personally i love this 1


    John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
    The 21st floor.
    Another one was:
    What was the last thing going through timmy's mind after the massacre had begun?
    A bullet. Connecticut

    It is a bit redundant though imo.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Another one was:
    What was the last thing going through timmy's mind after the massacre had begun?
    A bullet. Connecticut

    It is a bit redundant though imo.
    Thats 1 is evil :P

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    Hahahha genius!
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    What was the last thing that went through a persons head after jumping down the WTC ?
    Their feet.


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    lol at the last one

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    these jokes are disrespectful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Royce View Post
    these jokes are disrespectful
    Then why come here in the first place ?

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