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    Grande Taco ;

    You're 18 now bro , you're going to find that special someone sooner or later.
    Lying isn't good , which will lead to more shit if things go wrong
    Hope this is the girl that's always on your facebook

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    i'd go with the smile and wave tactic.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian View Post
    Alright, here's a guideline.

    First of all, show up 30 minutes late to let that bitch know who's the fucking man and that she is just an insignificant woman who you are only meeting because you want to smash her daughter into oblivion.

    Next, show up wearing a snapback or truefitted hat sideways saying "STRAIGHT UP NIGGA". You're apparel will also need to consist of ripped jeans and you'll need the zipper to be down so your dick is just visible to the wife's husband showing the massive size of the penis once again showing who the man in the house is and also making the husband feel insecure. You're shirt should say "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME".

    Thirdly, you'll need to let your Body odour dominate the room so people know your present and know that you're a person to be reckoned with. You'll need to be wearing some brand new nikes so that she knows your shoes were made by people in her 3rd world broke ass country and that the people who made it were slaved and beaten and one of them were possibly related to her, most likely a distant cousin.

    The last step is to make sure you make the girl you like to sit beside her and have a knife to her side and tell her to start stroking your dick or you'll stab her, and "accidently" drop your fork and make her mom pick it up and as she leans down make sure she see's what her daughter is doing to you.

    This guide will get you pussy and make the pussy's mom love you.
    Total alpha lmao.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    You are now a Christian. You prefer personal devotion and study over group study and that is why you do not attend Church. You believe the Bible is based on historical facts as well moral story. Your English is impeccable and you are a gentleman. When she first see's you, your first words are "Hello miss, I am [FULL NAME], it is a pleasure to meet you" while smiling and give a very slight bow. As you walk into the house you take off your shoes and politely ask where to put them. Before eating dinner you remember that Christian-fanatics say grace. You keep your head bowed (do not put your chin to your chest but about two inches away), eyes closed, and hands together. You keep your elbows off of the table.

    When she talks to you about your future, you be honest, however you add in you also want to pursue your degree in Entrepreneurship to own your own business in whatever you actually want to Major in. Your grades are A's and B's with the majority being A's.

    If she drops something, pick it up for her. Help her do the dishes. Ask if there is anything else you can do to help. Be very polite to her daughter in front of her. Do not look at her daughter for longer than three seconds whilst her daughter is not speaking. Face her and look her in the eye whilst talking to her.



    If you do not wish to lie to her about your religion, stretch it. You are now agnostic. Explain to her that you believe that there is a higher deity out there, but you have yet to understand it. That you are willing to pursue research behind the subject. Shit like that.
    Do you know how easy it is to get hardass moms to like you? Hell, if a guy looking like me can do it, so can you. It takes being polite, as well as intelligent.
    This, if I were to give actual advice this would be it. Couldn't have worded it any better. Be a gentleman.
    Last edited by theminatar; 01-05-2013 at 06:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    So there's this girl I've known for about two years, and I have feelings for her. We meet on a chat site (that I don't remember) and we've been talking on and off, but it wasn't until about 6 months ago that we started to get serious. She's currently under LEGAL age (16) and I'm 18, but the only reason I want to meet her mother is because her mom is sort of strict on who she gets to hang out with. I feel if I can get on her mom's good side she will let us be together. We've already been on two dates, one was during the Dominican Parade in NYC, and the other I took her out to eat, movies, walked her home, kissed, etc.

    But here are some of my concerns:
    - Her mom is pure Dominican, she knows very little to no English at all. Spanish is not my 1st language, but I can speak it at a.. below average level.
    - Her mom is also a HARDCORE Christian, I'm talking "Jesus Saves" bumper stickers and Church 3-4 times weekly. I'm an Atheist, and I feel at some point at the dinner table she's going to ask me about my religious beliefs. If I were to tell her that I don't believe in her deity, that she so strongly believes in, she won't allow us to be together.
    - I need to make up a story of how she and I met.

    Advice please?

    NOTE: Because this is General I am expecting a few troll responses, but I ask that you guys try and be serious?
    K, well

    1. The age difference at that stage in like is actually pretty dramatic and it will be a lot of work to maintain a relationship like this. You're graduating soon, going to university or starting to work or w\e and she'll have a completely different schedule and a completely different life-style in hs, not to mention she`ll be surrounded by a bunch of people she can much more easily relate to.

    2. The religion conflict imo isn't a big deal, but some religious people are fucking insane when you start talking about the lawd. Regardless, I don't believe the parents should ever have final say in their children's relationship. Ofc, her parents could be completely brainwashed which might make it hard for you and her to go about a relationship without fucking up her relationship with her mom.

    3. Lieing to your gf's mom is a pretty fucking shit start to a relationship. Further, asking MPGH general for advice on how this lie should be told is an even worse start.

    4. People at the age of 16 get into `serious` relationships that end in weeks every gaddamn day, so idk just be careful.

    4. FUCK YOURSELF for posting that FUCKED up porn a long time ago that I unfortunately clicked on (IIRC)

    This relationship will require a lot of commitment, but if you're dedicated, than I am sure (actually, in all honesty, I doubt that it will) it will work out.
    Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 01-05-2013 at 07:21 AM.



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    well, i met my girlfriends mom for the second time like 4 days ago, and it was awkward. no talking what.so.ever. but we got through it and her mom likes me, cause im a beast mother fucker (not literally...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy™ View Post
    Grande Taco ;

    You're 18 now bro , you're going to find that special someone sooner or later.
    Lying isn't good , which will lead to more shit if things go wrong
    Hope this is the girl that's always on your facebook
    It is /

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    K, well

    1. The age difference at that stage in like is actually pretty dramatic and it will be a lot of work to maintain a relationship like this. You're graduating soon, going to university or starting to work or w\e and she'll have a completely different schedule and a completely different life-style in hs, not to mention she`ll be surrounded by a bunch of people she can much more easily relate to.

    2. The religion conflict imo isn't a big deal, but some religious people are fucking insane when you start talking about the lawd. Regardless, I don't believe the parents should ever have final say in their children's relationship. Ofc, her parents could be completely brainwashed which might make it hard for you and her to go about a relationship without fucking up her relationship with her mom.

    3. Lieing to your gf's mom is a pretty fucking shit start to a relationship. Further, asking MPGH general for advice on how this lie should be told is an even worse start.

    4. People at the age of 16 get into `serious` relationships that end in weeks every gaddamn day, so idk just be careful.

    4. FUCK YOURSELF for posting that FUCKED up porn a long time ago that I unfortunately clicked on (IIRC)

    This relationship will require a lot of commitment, but if you're dedicated, than I am sure (actually, in all honesty, I doubt that it will) it will work out.
    1. I've already graduated and in the University I go to, I go to school 2-4 days a week for a few hours, so I can manage around that.

    2. That's just it, I think she's one of the insane brainwashed individuals.

    3. I'm trying to avoid lying all together (except I need to lie on how I met her, but that isn't a HUGE lie imo)

    4. I know what you mean, and i'm approaching with caution. And what porn? o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post


    It isn't the first time I've met her, but the 1st time was more like a Hi-Bye kind of thing. And I've taken mental notes of everything you said, but most of the middle paragraph I though all guys did that? o.o



    We aren't a couple YET, that's why I want to meet her mom before we get together to get off on the right foot. And as for the 2nd part I used to be a Catholic for about 15 years, then Christian for a year, and I've been an Atheist for the past two years. As for he Spanish, I'm Dominican-American. I can hold a basic conversation but i'm going to attempt to get her to level with me on my Spanish.


    For the record (for both posts): I do not intend to bring up religion at all, in fact I'm trying to avoid the subject all together. But I just want a back up plan in the high possibility she brings it up.

    EDIT: @KingDot I apologize if my response came off as Flaming, that wasn't my intention, I was just clarifying. if
    I wasn't trying to be offensive either. I don't know much about this whole situation so I assumed some things, cause when you said you didn't know Spanish, I assumed you didn't know ANY spanish at all. Etc. Sorry if I offended you as well. I'll stop giving my tips

    And no offense taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingDot View Post


    I wasn't trying to be offensive either. I don't know much about this whole situation so I assumed some things, cause when you said you didn't know Spanish, I assumed you didn't know ANY spanish at all. Etc. Sorry if I offended you as well. I'll stop giving my tips

    And no offense taken.
    None offense taken at all man xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post

    4. I know what you mean, and i'm approaching with caution. And what porn? o.o
    Lol fuck, nevermind, I just remembered that this was actually Mike or Mikek or Mikee or Mike something idk.



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    Well thank you for posting this thread. Reading all of these replies were amazing.

    + If you're that worried about it and putting in this much effort i'm sure she will like you just be yourself and white-lie but dont lie about being a hard-core christian lol.

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    Tell the truth. Tell her you respect her beliefs.
    Everything will be okay, then she will try to get you into going to church. You'll probably end up going for the girl.

    Also, I know you're feeling this female but 16, non speaking english mother, Believes in god 100% and you're atheist? Is she really worth the hassall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    She's currently under LEGAL age (16) and I'm 18
    There's where I stopped at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian View Post
    Alright, here's a guideline.

    First of all, show up 30 minutes late to let that bitch know who's the fucking man and that she is just an insignificant woman who you are only meeting because you want to smash her daughter into oblivion.

    Next, show up wearing a snapback or truefitted hat sideways saying "STRAIGHT UP NIGGA". You're apparel will also need to consist of ripped jeans and you'll need the zipper to be down so your dick is just visible to the wife's husband showing the massive size of the penis once again showing who the man in the house is and also making the husband feel insecure. You're shirt should say "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME".

    Thirdly, you'll need to let your Body odour dominate the room so people know your present and know that you're a person to be reckoned with. You'll need to be wearing some brand new nikes so that she knows your shoes were made by people in her 3rd world broke ass country and that the people who made it were slaved and beaten and one of them were possibly related to her, most likely a distant cousin.

    The last step is to make sure you make the girl you like to sit beside her and have a knife to her side and tell her to start stroking your dick or you'll stab her, and "accidently" drop your fork and make her mom pick it up and as she leans down make sure she see's what her daughter is doing to you.

    This guide will get you pussy and make the pussy's mom love you.

    this is a god like answer. thank you.

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