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    Meeting my crush's mom tomorrow.

    So there's this girl I've known for about two years, and I have feelings for her. We meet on a chat site (that I don't remember) and we've been talking on and off, but it wasn't until about 6 months ago that we started to get serious. She's currently under LEGAL age (16) and I'm 18, but the only reason I want to meet her mother is because her mom is sort of strict on who she gets to hang out with. I feel if I can get on her mom's good side she will let us be together. We've already been on two dates, one was during the Dominican Parade in NYC, and the other I took her out to eat, movies, walked her home, kissed, etc.

    But here are some of my concerns:
    - Her mom is pure Dominican, she knows very little to no English at all. Spanish is not my 1st language, but I can speak it at a.. below average level.
    - Her mom is also a HARDCORE Christian, I'm talking "Jesus Saves" bumper stickers and Church 3-4 times weekly. I'm an Atheist, and I feel at some point at the dinner table she's going to ask me about my religious beliefs. If I were to tell her that I don't believe in her deity, that she so strongly believes in, she won't allow us to be together.
    - I need to make up a story of how she and I met.

    Advice please?

    NOTE: Because this is General I am expecting a few troll responses, but I ask that you guys try and be serious?

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    Make up your religion too, for the story about how you guys met, choose something you guys both like in common, for example if a couple both like comics, inb4 meets at comicon.
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    Is her name Amy?

    Anyways... going to church 3-4 times weekly?! that's a bit excessive imo and I'm Christian lol

    For the how you met up bit, say you met at school or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delko DJ View Post
    if you think that religion is a problem than tell her the truth that you dont care about religions
    My advice would be to not listen to this guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    So there's this girl I've known for about two years, and I have feelings for her. We meet on a chat site (that I don't remember) and we've been talking on and off, but it wasn't until about 6 months ago that we started to get serious. She's currently under LEGAL age (16) and I'm 18, but the only reason I want to meet her mother is because her mom is sort of strict on who she gets to hang out with. I feel if I can get on her mom's good side she will let us be together. We've already been on two dates, one was during the Dominican Parade in NYC, and the other I took her out to eat, movies, walked her home, kissed, etc.

    But here are some of my concerns:
    - Her mom is pure Dominican, she knows very little to no English at all. Spanish is not my 1st language, but I can speak it at a.. below average level.
    - Her mom is also a HARDCORE Christian, I'm talking "Jesus Saves" bumper stickers and Church 3-4 times weekly. I'm an Atheist, and I feel at some point at the dinner table she's going to ask me about my religious beliefs. If I were to tell her that I don't believe in her deity, that she so strongly believes in, she won't allow us to be together.
    - I need to make up a story of how she and I met.

    Advice please?

    NOTE: Because this is General I am expecting a few troll responses, but I ask that you guys try and be serious?
    Tell her you met her on a jesus chatline.





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    Tell her you met ur crush at the church.
    At table all you have to do is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post


    Tell her you met her on a jesus chatline.
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    Well if you really liked the girl you would tell her mom your christian, and then when you to got married you could tell her the truth so that it would be to late for her to do anything about it. Also just tell her that you and her both went to a wedding engagement of a friend you both knew from the church she goes to, easy as that. good luck buddy.

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    lie to her mom.

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    Alright, here's a guideline.

    First of all, show up 30 minutes late to let that bitch know who's the fucking man and that she is just an insignificant woman who you are only meeting because you want to smash her daughter into oblivion.

    Next, show up wearing a snapback or truefitted hat sideways saying "STRAIGHT UP NIGGA". You're apparel will also need to consist of ripped jeans and you'll need the zipper to be down so your dick is just visible to the wife's husband showing the massive size of the penis once again showing who the man in the house is and also making the husband feel insecure. You're shirt should say "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME".

    Thirdly, you'll need to let your Body odour dominate the room so people know your present and know that you're a person to be reckoned with. You'll need to be wearing some brand new nikes so that she knows your shoes were made by people in her 3rd world broke ass country and that the people who made it were slaved and beaten and one of them were possibly related to her, most likely a distant cousin.

    The last step is to make sure you make the girl you like to sit beside her and have a knife to her side and tell her to start stroking your dick or you'll stab her, and "accidently" drop your fork and make her mom pick it up and as she leans down make sure she see's what her daughter is doing to you.

    This guide will get you pussy and make the pussy's mom love you.

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    Good luck with you and her I'm jealous

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    use a condom for that 3some

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    Start going out to church with her mom, she will start to like you.





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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaBoy. View Post
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