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    -Trolled- Cloud VPS Hosting.

    Next troll: Hostgator


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    Welcome to Rackspace. How can I assist you?
    You have been connected to Amanda S.
    Customer: Hello
    Amanda S: Welcome to Rackspace, my name is Amanda, what's brought you to our site today?
    Customer: Can these VPS hold up an IRC?
    Customer: :l
    Amanda S: Hi there!
    Customer: bye then ._.
    Customer: oh
    Customer: Hi
    Amanda S: This would be a question for the solutions specialist. My role here at Rackspace is to ask you a few questions to understand your needs better so that I can put you through to a solutions specialist, is that ok?
    Customer: Sure
    Amanda S: Are you looking at starting a new project, or are you looking at changing your hosting provider?
    Customer: Oh, uhm I need a VPS for an IRC.
    Customer: uhm...
    Customer: hello?
    Customer: :l
    Amanda S: I am here, sorry
    Customer: I need a
    Customer: VPS for an IRC
    Amanda S: Sorry, my role here isn't very technical. By IRC do you mean Internet Relay Chat?
    Customer: yes i do
    Amanda S: when would you want this solution online ideally for testing and a possible go live date?
    Customer: As soon as possible
    Amanda S: Ok, well it is currenlty out of office hours so I can't guarantee anyone will contact you until monday morning, is that ok?
    Customer: that's fine
    Customer: they don't kidnap me until monday.
    Customer: i mean...
    Amanda S: Ha ok, well in that case can I take some contact details from you? (full name, company name, telephone number and email address)
    Amanda S: Hopefully you will stay safe until monday so that a solution specialist can contact you!
    Customer: John Trollsten is my full name
    Customer: I do not intend it to be for a company.
    Amanda S: Ok, do you have a project name?
    Customer: Email is tjohn@yahoo.com
    Customer: yes
    Customer: FesTowers
    Customer: number is
    Customer: 958
    Customer: 117
    Customer: thechickenisburning
    Customer: you got all that?
    Amanda S: That's great, thanks John Trolsten
    Customer: it's 2 l's Amanda.
    Customer: Trollsten
    Customer: do you need any other details to help me keep my daugh... I mean make my dream come true?
    Customer: Are you a robot or an actual person?
    Amanda S: I am actual person
    Customer: Oh that's good.
    Amanda S: I am based in the UK
    Customer: Ooo, that's interesting
    Customer: I'm from Atlantis
    Amanda S: United States?
    Customer: No, Atlantis, Atlantic Ocean
    Customer: Do you want some other contact details?
    Customer: In case I am not available at my work.
    Customer: Miss? Are you there?
    Amanda S: No, I'm sure this willl be enough. Thank you for your time today
    Customer: You're welcome, I don't have much left
    Customer: You have a good day, I'm going to get my guns ready.
    Customer: Byeee



    I am going to troll various sites that have customer-representative chat boxes.
    Last edited by Raple; 01-05-2013 at 06:30 AM.

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    Liek dis if u cri evry tiem.

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    So awesome OP, you sure showed them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delko DJ View Post
    did you tried hostgator they have some funny personel

    I guess that'll be next!

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    I lol'd pretty hard at,

    "Amanda S: That's great, thanks John Trolsten
    Customer: it's 2 l's Amanda.
    Customer: Trollsten"

    Correcting that bitch, like a true boss.

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