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    -MiniTroll- Apple Help Chat

    You are now chatting with Jenny

    Jenny: Hi there! How are you?

    You: Hello Jenny, I m great

    Jenny: Glad to hear it! How can I help you today?

    Me: Ok, well I bought a new Mac not too long ago.

    Jenny: Okay, I'm listening.

    Me: I'm having a problem with it.

    Me: I'm not sure what to do, it's a pretty major problem

    Jenny:What seems to be the problem?

    Me: It's a Mac.

    Me: It doesn't seem to want to run any of my games.

    Jenny: Okay, is the gaming software for Mac?

    Me: It said it was, so I would think so

    Jenny: I understand. Are you unable to install the games at all?

    Me: I install them with no problem, and I run them and BOOM usual Mac error.

    Jenny: What is the usual Mac error message?

    Me: "Cannot run this application."

    Jenny: I see, have you contacted our technical support team Applecare by phone or gone into an Apple Store for assistance on this yet?

    Me: I do not own a phone, and the nearest apple store is 2 hours away.

    Me: I picked up this Mac on the way home from a business trip.

    Jenny: Ok, I understand. Well, I suppose I could try and troubleshoot your problem.

    Me: Well, it isn't too much of a problem.

    Jenny: You told me it was a very major problem earlier in the chat.

    Me: The problem is that it is a Mac.

    Jenny: I see, well it is your opinion and you may choose not to buy Apple products.

    Me: I think I'll just throw it away.

    Jenny: Ok, you have a great day!

    Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.



    She didn't seem to like my "It's a Mac" comment


     
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    I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TX UNBAN ME I don't deserve to be banned ever! I am damn near A perfect users do I look like "Dildotheking" to you guys??? I can see him being banned this long but not me!
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    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
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    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
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    THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL!!! TRIED TO SCAM ME!


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    It's a mac


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    LOL that was pretty funny? not sure if Jenny is a real person or robot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombox View Post
    Too long, not going to read.
    Saw "Too Long"
    Didn't read rest, brain categorized as douche.


     
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TX UNBAN ME I don't deserve to be banned ever! I am damn near A perfect users do I look like "Dildotheking" to you guys??? I can see him being banned this long but not me!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    Hello, I would like to request Admin for A day. I have been in leader positions in certain things such as Roblox So I would hope you guys let me one day get od or Admin for A day
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL!!! TRIED TO SCAM ME!


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