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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Pretend she's a really hot dude with a pussy.
    She is doe.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post
    She is doe.
    A hot DUDE with a pussy...
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    She is doe.

    ITS A TRAP.


     
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    I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TX UNBAN ME I don't deserve to be banned ever! I am damn near A perfect users do I look like "Dildotheking" to you guys??? I can see him being banned this long but not me!
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    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
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    Hello, I would like to request Admin for A day. I have been in leader positions in certain things such as Roblox So I would hope you guys let me one day get od or Admin for A day
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    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
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    THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL!!! TRIED TO SCAM ME!


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    the same as how you texted her but in spoken words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Pretend she's a really hot dude with a pussy.
    unless one day they do have sex hahahah!

    SOUNDCLOUD



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    Just shut the fuck up. Most Im gonna do is a kiss


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    2 years ago.
    Then get on the topic of like what's been going on with life with her since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uhmazed View Post
    If you're nervous, imagine her in her underwear...

    Wait, don't do that.
    To late. I have to go finish what you've started in the bathroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post
    How do i talk to her withought being so awkward?
    How is it awkward?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawgiiStylz View Post


    How is it awkward?
    He's probably not used to being around girls.


     
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    I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TX UNBAN ME I don't deserve to be banned ever! I am damn near A perfect users do I look like "Dildotheking" to you guys??? I can see him being banned this long but not me!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    Hello, I would like to request Admin for A day. I have been in leader positions in certain things such as Roblox So I would hope you guys let me one day get od or Admin for A day
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    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
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    Be your fucking self, if you're not comfortable with the way you are, she won't be comfortable with you.
    It's nature for people to be attracted to confidence, and it's nature for the male to show some chivalry and be the man the female they're chasing after wants.
    If it doesn't work it, it's because you two weren't comfortable with each other.
    Just be honest, be natural, don't force yourself to fit somebody's standards or listen to idiots advice about "YOU HAVE TO DO THIS, SO ____ "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Be your fucking self, if you're not comfortable with the way you are, she won't be comfortable with you.
    It's nature for people to be attracted to confidence, and it's nature for the male to show some chivalry and be the man the female they're chasing after wants.
    If it doesn't work it, it's because you two weren't comfortable with each other.
    Just be honest, be natural, don't force yourself to fit somebody's standards or listen to idiots advice about "YOU HAVE TO DO THIS, SO ____ "
    You have to be yourself so she'll go out with you
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Ask her to marry you..

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    Just talk to her like ya is friends. Nigga if things get farther than that, then things get farther.
    You is making it WAY to hard on yaself
    Nothing wrong with having a fine ass friend or even a friend that you like

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    Be confident, assertive, easy going. Be yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega+ View Post
    Be yourself. If she doesnt like you well its her problem...
    ^ what he said. try not to look stupid.




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