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    Ask her if you can tongue her butthole. Works every time.

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    She already thinks your cute and she came onto you, just remember that. like everyone has said, just be yourself and everything is going to be just fine (:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Pretend she's a really hot dude with a pussy.
    Wow, that's actually really sound advice. Maintain conversation and enjoy yourself without the intention of sex because you're under the impression that she may be hung like an elephants trunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Wow, that's actually really sound advice. Maintain conversation and enjoy yourself without the intention of sex because you're under the impression that she may be hung like an elephants trunk.
    what he said ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    Be yourself

    Don't be too stupid
    Don't be a douche bag
    Don't spill all the mushy feelings
    Don't act like you have swag
    Don't make "extreme" advances unless she hints you to

    Do act like you have class
    Do treat her kindly and respectfully
    Do think about what you say before you say it

    That's about it
    Taking girly tips from Hidden, oooh the irony

    But yeah. Pretend she's a really good friend, without actually getting friendzoned.

    Then you move on to being more than a frannd
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingDot View Post
    Taking girly tips from Hidden, oooh the irony
    Dafaq is that suppose to mean?
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    Don't stutter and just be friendly yourself I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Ask her if you can tongue her butthole. Works every time.
    Make sure she's VERY clean if you're gonna take this advice, just incase she lets you.

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