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    /b/

    Dear /b/, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
    I left my email, my comment and my inb4 at the bottom
    I posted two comments back in autumn; you must not-a got’em
    You probably just thought it was copypasta or something
    But anyways; fuck it, what’s been up? Do you fuck your daughter?
    My daughters pregnant too, I’m bout to be a father
    When my daughter has her daughter, guess what I’m a call her?
    I’ma name her cat
    I read about your mod snacks, too, I’m sorry
    I made a friend an hero over some bitch bitch who didn’t want him
    I know you probably hear this day, but I’m your biggest fan
    I’m even a member on ed and my /b/ folder is crammed
    I got a room full of your memes and pictures man
    I liked your habbo raids, too, that shit was phat
    Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
    Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
    This is David

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window..
    but I don’t care at all
    And even if I could it'd still be lurking
    cause your picture on my /b/
    It reminds me, that I love cp
    That I love cp

    Dear /b/, you still ain’t bumped my thread, I hope you have a chance
    I ain’t mad – I just think it’s FUCKED UP you don’t answer fans
    If you didn’t wanna talk to me in IRC
    You didn’t have to
    But you coulda gave a guy fawks mask to Matthew
    That’s my littler brother man, he’s only six years old
    We waited in an empty thread for you
    Four hours and you just said “NO U”
    That’s pretty shitty man – you’re like his fucking idol
    He wants to be just like yo, he likes you more than I do
    I ain’t mad though, I just don’t like being lied to
    Remember the sienctology protests – you said if I join there
    You would write back on /b/, see I’m just like you in way
    I never had a girlfriend neither
    My dicks a female and I always beat her
    I can relate to what you’re saying in your threads
    So when I have a shitty day, I open my browser and come back
    To /b/, cause I don’t really got shit else
    So BAAAAWWW-threads help when I’m depressed
    I even got a tattoo of /b/ right across my chest
    Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
    Then I take pics of it and post them for you to see
    See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
    My fleshlight is jealous cause I lurk here 24/seven
    But it doesn’t know you like I know you /b/, no one does
    It doesn’t know what it was like for people like us growing up
    You gotta archieve this man, I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, David.. PS:
    We should be together, too

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window..
    but I don’t care at all
    And even if I could it'd still be lurking
    cause your picture on my /b/
    It reminds me, that I love cp
    That I love cp

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    Quote Originally Posted by m3 View Post
    Wut did I miss? You getting run over by a truck or something?
    Random xD...

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    That's his version of Stan. Lulz.
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    haha that was actually pretty dope

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    It showed some creativity.

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    DIS SUM COPY PASTA

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    ripoff of eminem's stan...... did it die?
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    A re-write! BRILLIANT!

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