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    A bitch is trying to flirt with me

    @sjoerd, what should i do?

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    what is a penis kilometer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    what is a penis kilometer
    what they use to measure the size of African penis



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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    what they use to measure the size of African penis
    ohhhhhhhh that makes sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    what is a penis kilometer
    How many kilometers it takes to measure your penis.

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    I'm unsure whether you find "penis kilometer" funny or if I'm missing something important from that image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    what they use to measure the size of African penis
    Why would they be measuring the size of African's penises?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    everything is a lie.

    Don't lie, bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Music. View Post


    Why would they be measuring the size of African's penises?

    Because they're my size.
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    I don't get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scruffy View Post
    I don't get it
    They're homoerotic Europeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post


    They're homoerotic Europeans
    We're not yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post


    They're Europeans
    fixed for redundancy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scruffy View Post


    fixed for redundancy

    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scruffy View Post


    fixed for redundancy
    https://puu.sh/1Seg1/e1bc78133d

    Do I have to say anything else?
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