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    How to have sex.

    Friend asked me this...
    Im not that good at tutoring people how to do something, maybe you can help him?


    I told him to rape a bitch but he asked if there are any other ways

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    Stick penis in vagina
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    Stick penis in vagina
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    And then until ejaculation.

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    "my friend" its obvious you are a virgin which needs help +)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    And then until ejaculation.
    Climax = Ejaculation ,
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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    And then until ejaculation.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post

    Climax = Ejaculation
    That ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    And then until ejaculation.
    I'm going to go ahead and say you haven't had sex yet. Pro tip = stop being such a queer pony faggot.

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    I take it this is a frequently asked question
    Formally known as chickeninabiskit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    I'm going to go ahead and say you haven't had sex yet. Pro tip = stop being such a queer pony faggot.
    You earn cocksucker for calling everybody a faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post

    You earn cocksucker for calling everybody a faggot
    shut the fuck up faggot

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    Tell him to watch some porn?

    Honestly if you don't know how to have sex or what sex is, you're not ready for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post

    You earn cocksucker for calling everybody a faggot
    I love Doc's posts, be shushed now
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    This is a funny thread.

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